Thursday, June 30, 2011

Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

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Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

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Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

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Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband

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Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband. Angelina Jolie has divorced from her husband, the gorgeous Brad Pitt, to marry Enrique Iglesias, a singer that must his carreer only to the fact to be the son of Julio, otherwise have been destined to make the worker for life. Angelina, are you sure to have made the right choice?

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

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Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan

enrique iglesias tonightEnrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan, a film that we should never wanted to see, but that a lot of people will run to buy in the drugstore, where the psicopharmacy based on the placebo effect is the rule. No response, no judgment, but only the addiction to the fantastic world of gossip.

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan

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Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan copulate like savage animals and from this joint-venture will born a new type of music, a mixture from the gothic and the dance, for an experience that no human on the earth will ever forget. Stay tuned for further informations.

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

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Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan join together for a new level of musical experience. Enrique and Alexandra met at the wedding of Bill Kaulitx and Wonder Woman, with the special partecipation of Maria Ozawa and Milhouse. Don't be bewildered! This is the magic world of gossip, the open space where all can happen.

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat

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Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat. Alexandra Stan is a stunning, beautiful girl, but she cannot find a boyfriend due to the highness of her expectations. But now she is happy, because she met Chewbacca at the Annual Tuning Congress for Space Shuttle, where the Wookie searches only the original spare parts for the maintenance of Millenium Falcon. But the question is: why was Alexandra at that Congress? Maybe she went to buy a new amplifier for her tuned sax.

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