Pippa Middleton is in the resistance

Pippa Middleton is a very ambitious girl, but She never will betray the resistance, even if Darth Vader knows the most painful ways to extort informations to the rebels. But we are sure that the plans of Pippa Middleton to marry a milionaire and to live happy are safe and there are no imperial probes able to force the mental grid of the princess with the best ass of the entire saga of Star Whores.

Lady Gaga meets Darth Vader

Lady Gaga doesn't accept to be imitated specially by the men. So, when his spaceship was boarded by the imperial cruiser of Darth Vader she was not happy. By the way, we must remind to you that Dart Vader doesn't have a particular touch with the female gender. His wheezy voice seems to much similar to a maniac that teases beautiful girls at the telephone. Not a good move. Checkmate is near, even if Lady Gaga loves costumes and masks.

Miley Cyrus bored by Darth Vader

Miley Cyrus wants to have fun with his friends in the resistance, but a bulky, boring Darth Vader annoys her with some questions rather impertinent. It's a shame that Miley knows how it will end.