Paris Hilton never on youporn

Paris Hilton says never on youporn. Paris Hilton, the famous heiress, will not appear on the well-known site of pornographic video sharing. The motivations are that Paris is not interested to make money with the spam of her vagina and we are nobody to doubt of this statement. Resign yourself, no one will see Paris Hilton on youporn, unless some humiliated boyfriend puts an amatorial video of his ex playmate of erotic games.

Heather Graham and Milhouse just married

Heather Graham is definitely a gorgeous girl and so we understand why Milhouse fell in love in a split second. Heather Graham has a astounding cleavage and has yet to be born the heterosexual man who can resist to her. So, they marry very quickly and the wedding guests are Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron, Maria Ozawa and Skeletor, Miley Cyrus and R2D2, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton and much more. The marriage is forever, remember Milhouse.

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron are in love and they married very soon. A beatiful couple that fullfilled the pages of the gossip journal and that will remain impressed on the retina of all our eyeballs. The wedding guest for the marriage of the century gothic are: Miley Cyrus and Jabba The Hutt, Paris Hilton and William Riker, Lady Gaga and The Jonas Brothers, Kristen Stewart and Gandalf. It will be an unmissable event.

Bill Kaulitz is gay

Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

Maria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Jared Leto looks at Maria Ozawa while he's flirting with Paris Hilton

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are hot

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are the most hot couple all over the world because they have sex on Mars, even if it lasts only 30 seconds. But it burns everything and no form of life can survive at their low-flying. Joking aside, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton will marry very soon in a hotel of the french capital, probably at Pantheon or at Sorbonne and they will have their honey moon near a suburb of Los Angeles where Jared parked his roulotte.

Lady Gaga bothered by Man at Arms

Lady Gaga bothered by Man at Arms. Lady Gaga is a girl who can be ironic jokes, but being mistaken for Paris Hilton has threatened to make her spend the joking. However, seems to end well. Man at Arms is a gentleman and he promptly apologized to the singer.

Paris Hilton and Zac Efron

Paris Hilton and Zac Efron together? We too hard to believe, but the image is clear. However, even if the truth is always difficult to determine when there is a marketing genius like Paris Hilton, it seems that the two lovebirds should really love and harmony. Indeed, they may have already bought a house together and convoluted for wedding. Zac would give her a ring with a bright eighteen carat, while Paris to him a pack of mascara supermarket.

Paris Hilton marries Wesley Crusher

Paris Hilton, will be blessed who marries her. The world's most famous heiress is a good match for a young officer like Wesley Crusher and only Lazy Gossip Girl knows how the hell is going to end this story. But we can anticipate that all is not gold that glitters, in fact ii degrees Welsey are plastic golden.

Paris Hilton cleavage and the envy of Natasha Yar

Paris Hilton has a cleavage would envy even to Deanna Troi, let alone a girl dry as Tasha Yar. However, to have a breast so prosperous Paris does not use substances firming, but the heiress uses only natural methods, such as do good sex at least three times a week, with great benefit to her breasts and the testes of her lovers.

Paris Hilton loves to gamble with Deanna Troi

Paris Hilton loves to gamble, but Deanna Troi is a counselor who can command respect even with harsh words. However, gambling on Enterprise is tolerated only because there is no money, so when Paris will discover it, she will leave the star fleet immediately and she will move to Las Vegas, where slot machines and poker tables will satisfy her desire for money , success and unbridled luxury.

Paris Hilton loves parties in underwear, but Dr. Pulaski

Paris Hilton loves the parties in her underwear, but Dr. Kathrine Pulaski probably does not like crowded places where girls in thong and stockings dance wild music leaving nothing to the imagination, as if the dancing had now become places where the orgies are the order day and STDs mere side effects of Margarita and Cuba Libre.

Paris Hilton disobeys to Beverly Crusher

Paris Hilton is not a woman who likes to be controlled, even more so if it is another woman, even as competent as Dr. Beverly Crusher. But Paris does not care academic and disobeys orders, continuing to wear glasses on the head, where they bring out her beautiful platinum blonde hair. I wonder which shampoo she uses.

Paris Hilton marries Worf

Paris Hilton has an unbridled passion for men rough as Worf, who is the typical macho man who does not have to ask why the aftershave to anyone, let alone a woman carrying a pair of pink sunglasses on her head. However, the two birds seem happy together and Lazy Gossip Girl wishes them many years of happiness and intermarriage.

Paris Hilton slams on Geordi La Forge

Paris Hilton is a really hot girl, so that even an icicle like Geordi La Forge feels hot when she rubs him the uniform, which is static and will not produce any shock to the viewer of Lieutenant of the Enterprise. However, Paris knows what she wants and has no qualms in slammed in the face to anyone.

Paris Hilton cleavage needs more Data

Paris Hilton is an android quite delicate, but Data will fix her in the most suitable way. However, a suit that enhances the cleavage of Paris is perhaps more appropriate, such Data will have to load a program of sewing in his positronic brain to make more attractive heiress in the stars from around the Alpha Quadrant.

Paris Hilton will shave William Riker

Paris Hilton has a weakness for men with beards and William Riker has enough hair on his face intrigued by the beautiful heiress. However, Paris is one of the faults to change their mind very quickly, so Lazy Gossip Girl thinks that she will shave First Officer of the Enterprise as soon as they landed on a planet with a razor-sharp flints.

Paris Hilton flatters Captain Picard

Paris Hilton has high expectations for his career in Starfleet, so the heiress did not hesitate to cajole Captain Jean-Luc Picard to get a quick promotion to first officer. However, maybe Paris did not take into account that not all hairstyles are suited to the vastness of outer space and that her lipstick could be influenced by warp speed.