Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robert pattinson. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend

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Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend. The suspect is Pippa Middleton, one that holds the most discussed background of the universe. Robert Pattinson, after the breakup of the relationship with Kristen Stewart, has been with a lot of girls, but nobody had the charme and the elegance of Pippa Middleton, so we think that is the right chance to buy a swedish station vagon and to make a lot of beautiful children. For the joy of the fans, obviously.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft

kristen stewartKristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft. Kristen Stewart will portray the most celebrated grave's predator of the story of videogames, Lara Croft, precisely. Kristen Stewart accepted the role after the painful end of her relation with Robert Pattinson, who has lost no time to find a new girlfriend. Poor Kristen, forced to drown her sufferings in the job.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dita Von Teese looks almost naked

dita von teeese nakedDita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of burlesque, looks almost naked and she left a good impression on Milhouse. The two cartoons characters will marry very fast and the wedding guest are: Miley Cyrus and Mace Windu, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, Zac Efron and Princess Leia, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Monday, February 22, 2010

Bill Kaulitz is gay


Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

maria ozawaMaria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Robert Pattinson will be He-Man

We retire all we wrote about the imminent production of the Masters of the Universe movie. He-Man will be not impersonated by Zac Efron, but by Robert Pattinson that must undergo a restorative cure after the bloodless of Twilight saga. But we are sure that Robert Pattinson will be a great He-Man even if Kristen Stewart is doubtful about his accuracy with the sword.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Is Robert Pattinson a gay?

Is Robert Pattinson a gay? According to the image, Jared Leto declared his love to Robert Pattinson and the actor fo Twilight has smile. What it means? Perhaps, that He likes this type of attention by a man? Or simply that Robert Pattinson is a homosexual too? Only Kristen Stewart can light this mystery.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love, but they don't think that is serious. Love is an illness by which it's possible to heal with a therapy based on success and promiscous sex. So, we are sure that the two lovebirds will succeed to win their battle with the epidemy of the century.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Kristen Stewart hot

Kristen Stewart in a hot version that you never seen. Kristen Stewart has a very white skin, but she not disdain the bikini for tanning. Certainly, her boyfriend will not follow her on the beaches of sunny California, but we are sure that even within his Volvo XC 60 Robert Pattinson will enjoy a lot while everyone lifeguards will court the lovely Kristen in a bikini hotter than ever.

Kristen Stewart tempts Chewbacca

Kristen Stewart is a girl that can tempt any man or lesbian, even a kind detached and seraphic as Chewbacca. But what a little 'all over the world of gossip you are asking is whether Robert Pattinson is so jealous and brave to face the hairy beast. We do not know, but we know that many males would like to be inside that costume carnival.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron

Kristen Stewart wasted no time: when she was left by Robert Pattinson she has quickly found a fallback in Zac Efron, boy who knew how to spell her with his magnetic gaze. We do not know if this story is the love story of their lives, but to see them really seem that they have in hand the reins of their destiny.

Robert Pattinson has stolen Vanessa Hudgens to Zac Efron

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron are two of the most coveted by teenagers. Famous for their participation in Twilight and High School Musical, Robert and Zac are having a great time, between a flirt and the other. After the affair with Kristen Stewart, Robert now enjoys the reputation with Vanessa Hudgens, beautiful girl with long black hair that takes care of herself by blackberry shampoo.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga. The news has shocked the world of gossip and thousands of teenagers are already are on the march to demand the head of the famous singer. Lady Gaga denies, but the picture looks really compromising. For his part, Robert Pattinson says just being a good friend of the singer from New York, but it seems like a fit of jealousy by Kristen Stewart is insistent.

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged and they seem really happy. Both have forgotten the past history and they can now think of their career as all the young hopeful people. However, perhaps some shadow remained and not just a little photoshop to erase those ugly juice stains which are called Nick Jonas and Kristen Stewart from their curriculum.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could be reached by the deadline. In the photo, in fact, we can see a blond Kristen in the uniform of the space fleet. She was recruited to forget the troubled history of love with Robert Pattinson, the vampire who has broken her heart with his many escapades. But perhaps there is hope: a temporal paradox or brainwashing could have them back together. Who will live, will see.

Robert Pattinson likes boobs

Robert Pattinson does not lose an opportunity to confuse the paparazzi. In the picture we see him while he appreciates the boobs of Seven of Nine, a human woman, but with Swedish cyber inserts, best known implants on the market. What will Kristen Stewart think about facial expression of her boyfriend?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made peace

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made peace and they returned to live together as two perfect lovers. However, the two protagonists in the saga of Twilight had to compromise, promising each other not to wear more clothes of Armani or Valentino, but only buy habits made with poor fabrics like jute and wild radish.

Robert Pattinson has left Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson has left Kristen Stewart to go with Kes, Ocampa alien species that once stood along with Neelix. Robert seems to love more and more experiences that go beyond the simple love story, probably forever marked by the terrible acting in Twilight. However, Lazy Gossip Girl thinks that the two lovebirds will be back soon to flee paparazzis together, hand in hand.

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