Showing posts with label kristen stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kristen stewart. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend

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Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend. The suspect is Pippa Middleton, one that holds the most discussed background of the universe. Robert Pattinson, after the breakup of the relationship with Kristen Stewart, has been with a lot of girls, but nobody had the charme and the elegance of Pippa Middleton, so we think that is the right chance to buy a swedish station vagon and to make a lot of beautiful children. For the joy of the fans, obviously.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart in saffic love

lindsay lohanWhat an amazing, saffic couple! Linsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are been discovered at a party while they are definetly closer than we expected. Lindsay and a strange, masculine Kristen were very friendly during all the night and some malicious customers are ready to swear that they have spent the end of the party embraced on a couch, completely drunken. Is it saffic love or simply the misunderstanding of a truly friendship?

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft

kristen stewartKristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft. Kristen Stewart will portray the most celebrated grave's predator of the story of videogames, Lara Croft, precisely. Kristen Stewart accepted the role after the painful end of her relation with Robert Pattinson, who has lost no time to find a new girlfriend. Poor Kristen, forced to drown her sufferings in the job.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron are in love and they married very soon. A beatiful couple that fullfilled the pages of the gossip journal and that will remain impressed on the retina of all our eyeballs. The wedding guest for the marriage of the century gothic are: Miley Cyrus and Jabba The Hutt, Paris Hilton and William Riker, Lady Gaga and The Jonas Brothers, Kristen Stewart and Gandalf. It will be an unmissable event.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

maria ozawaMaria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Robert Pattinson will be He-Man

We retire all we wrote about the imminent production of the Masters of the Universe movie. He-Man will be not impersonated by Zac Efron, but by Robert Pattinson that must undergo a restorative cure after the bloodless of Twilight saga. But we are sure that Robert Pattinson will be a great He-Man even if Kristen Stewart is doubtful about his accuracy with the sword.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Is Robert Pattinson a gay?

Is Robert Pattinson a gay? According to the image, Jared Leto declared his love to Robert Pattinson and the actor fo Twilight has smile. What it means? Perhaps, that He likes this type of attention by a man? Or simply that Robert Pattinson is a homosexual too? Only Kristen Stewart can light this mystery.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Kristen Stewart is hot

Kristen Stewart i s hot and she breaks every delay and posing with a beautiful bikini. The girl knows how to do it and has no inhibitions. Gained from the experience of Twilight, Kristen is ready to face new challenges that Hollywood will propose to her and we are sure that she will win with the grace and elegance that set her apart, thanks to the bikini wearing mischievously, showing a wonderful, tonic body completely natural that it did not need hours of gym.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Kristen Stewart hot

Kristen Stewart in a hot version that you never seen. Kristen Stewart has a very white skin, but she not disdain the bikini for tanning. Certainly, her boyfriend will not follow her on the beaches of sunny California, but we are sure that even within his Volvo XC 60 Robert Pattinson will enjoy a lot while everyone lifeguards will court the lovely Kristen in a bikini hotter than ever.

Kristen Stewart tempts Chewbacca

Kristen Stewart is a girl that can tempt any man or lesbian, even a kind detached and seraphic as Chewbacca. But what a little 'all over the world of gossip you are asking is whether Robert Pattinson is so jealous and brave to face the hairy beast. We do not know, but we know that many males would like to be inside that costume carnival.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple

Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple. Lazy Gossip Gilr knows that Kristen has a weakness for strange man, almost though she was attracted by the mental disfunction and by other ills of the sexual sphere. However, Kristen and Nute seem very happy and we think that they will fly for wedding as soon as possible, with a great party where there will be all the charachters of the Star Wars Saga, from Han Solo to Boba Fett, through Obi Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia Organa.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron

Kristen Stewart wasted no time: when she was left by Robert Pattinson she has quickly found a fallback in Zac Efron, boy who knew how to spell her with his magnetic gaze. We do not know if this story is the love story of their lives, but to see them really seem that they have in hand the reins of their destiny.

Robert Pattinson has stolen Vanessa Hudgens to Zac Efron

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron are two of the most coveted by teenagers. Famous for their participation in Twilight and High School Musical, Robert and Zac are having a great time, between a flirt and the other. After the affair with Kristen Stewart, Robert now enjoys the reputation with Vanessa Hudgens, beautiful girl with long black hair that takes care of herself by blackberry shampoo.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart

Lady Gaga is bisexual, but why is Kristen Stewart dressed like Nick Jonas? Lazy Gossip Girl does not have all the answers to your questions, but we are sure that there is a rational explanation for everything, even if we give the benefit of the doubt to a certain type of gnostic creationism. Indeed, for those who do not know, there are editing programs that create reality sometimes literally unimaginable. Surely, this is not the case, however ...

Is Kristen Stewart a lesbian?

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian? If not for this picture, we can say that Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart are just good friends, but the male hairstyle of the protagonist of Twilight is suspect. Unless this is a trivial photomontage. However, it is considered unlikely by Lazy Gossip Girl: no sentient being could miss time with such nonsense for the sole purpose of discrediting a very famous girl, even if envy is a very powerful force.

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga. The news has shocked the world of gossip and thousands of teenagers are already are on the march to demand the head of the famous singer. Lady Gaga denies, but the picture looks really compromising. For his part, Robert Pattinson says just being a good friend of the singer from New York, but it seems like a fit of jealousy by Kristen Stewart is insistent.

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged and they seem really happy. Both have forgotten the past history and they can now think of their career as all the young hopeful people. However, perhaps some shadow remained and not just a little photoshop to erase those ugly juice stains which are called Nick Jonas and Kristen Stewart from their curriculum.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could be reached by the deadline. In the photo, in fact, we can see a blond Kristen in the uniform of the space fleet. She was recruited to forget the troubled history of love with Robert Pattinson, the vampire who has broken her heart with his many escapades. But perhaps there is hope: a temporal paradox or brainwashing could have them back together. Who will live, will see.

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