Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple. Lazy Gossip Gilr knows that Kristen has a weakness for strange man, almost though she was attracted by the mental disfunction and by other ills of the sexual sphere. However, Kristen and Nute seem very happy and we think that they will fly for wedding as soon as possible, with a great party where there will be all the charachters of the Star Wars Saga, from Han Solo to Boba Fett, through Obi Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia Organa.Crazy gossip for lazy girls. Or lazy gossip for crazy girls, if you prefer. (rubbish english is free)
Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 24, 2010
Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple
Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple. Lazy Gossip Gilr knows that Kristen has a weakness for strange man, almost though she was attracted by the mental disfunction and by other ills of the sexual sphere. However, Kristen and Nute seem very happy and we think that they will fly for wedding as soon as possible, with a great party where there will be all the charachters of the Star Wars Saga, from Han Solo to Boba Fett, through Obi Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia Organa.Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Miley Cyrus supports Obi Wan Kenobi
Miley Cyrus supports Obi Wan Kenobi, though she already knows that the old Jedi Master has the worst against Darth Vader. However, Miley knows that the ways of the Force are endless, so she understands the importance of supporters, especially since in the role of Hanna Montana has always been a great encouragement from fans armed with their mobile phone.Miley Cyrus upsets Mace Windu
Miley Cyrus is capable of upsetting even a Jedi Master like Mace Windu, famous throughout the galaxy for his phlegm. Still, Miley also succeeds in doing that, showing that she has gifts from the queen of the stage that might even bend the staves of the parquet in a theater building situated on the edge of the Hollywood galaxy .Miley Cyrus curious Watto
Miley Cyrus curious Watto with its queen bee livery. Miley is definitely sweet as honey, which is why his beating of cilia is able to shift the throngs of fans, resulting in extensive damage to crops hotel industry.Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Miley Cyrus lies to Grand Moff Tarkin
Miley Cyrus is a teengaer, but she is still a woman, then a person who can lie better than anyone else. Here then lie to Grand Moff Tarkin is a breeze, even if it's a joke that cost the lives of millions of defenseless beings who made merry on a planet completely innocuous: ok, there were only saccharomyces on a piece of cheese, but living things are all in the grace of God. Or not?Miley Cyrus scares Cassio Tagge
Miley Cyrus is a girl that scares with her beauty and Cassius Tagge is no exception. Miley has no awareness of his seductive power and she roams through the galaxy of Star Wars also create considerable damage to delicate imperial server.Miley Cyrus shaves Han Solo
Miley Cyrus has never had a good memory, so when she found Han Solo frozen in carbonite she doesn't remember what to do, that is to shave the famous pilot of the Millennium Falcon to make him presentable to the marriage with Princess Leia Organa waiting him in a wedding dress in the color of a fairy, clockwork orange.Monday, December 28, 2009
Miley Cyrus encourages Sebulba
Miley Cyrus has always been a great lover of pod racing and so she encourages her favorite driver, Sebulba. Oil and smell of burned, fossil fuels have always liked, although she might prefer to see the races at the edge of a swimming pool with a cocktail in hand and encouraging riders watching their perfomances on a big screen with the latest LED technology organci grown on Tatooine.Miley Cyrus upsets R2-D2
Miley Cyrus is a teenager in a position to lose the head to anyone. Here then we understand how even a droid like R2-D2 might have fallen under the spell of Miley, even getting him to talk like a human being. Will our hero to conquer the beautiful Miley?Miley Cyrus intoxicates Palpatine
Miley Cyrus, the popular intergalactic singer, intoxicates Emperor Palpatine with the beet mixed with ginger essence, a fragrance created especially for her by the best teachers of all perfumers in Mos Eisley. But Miley knows confusing even without these tricks Jedy, we at Lazy Gossip Girl know it very well.Miley Cyrus breaks the ice near Mon Mothma
Miley Cyrus can not stand people think they know better, so it is obvious that Senator Mon Mothma is not in her sympathies. However, we believe that sharing makeup and hairbrushes, perhaps, they managed to break the ice and get maybe a cocktail on the rocks.Miley Cyrus distracts Ki Adi Mundi
Miley Cyrus, we know, is a girl of great charm, so it is understandable that an old master as Jedy Ki Adi Mundi remains fascinated by her beauty. Miley Will not distract the teacher so that he is killed like all the others?Miley Cyrus loves to fight with Qui Gon Jin
Miley Cyrus loves to fight next to important people, such as Qui-Gon Jin. And she seems to really enjoy the lightsaber, despite the habit made of jute of the Jedy Knights is certainly not the latest fashion in the galaxy of Star Wars.Sunday, December 27, 2009
Miley Cyrus impressed Gunray Nute
Miley Cyrus impressed Gunray Nute, who is already thinking how the piece would cost such a girl. But we are sure that Miley will not succumb to the lure of the trader and will be with us on earth.Miley Cyrus scares General Grievous
Miley Cyrus scares General Grievous with a karate move that the android had never seen before. But Miley does not humiliate the poor Grievous and, indeed, we believe that eventually become good friends of hairdresser.Miley Cyrus bothered by Lando Carlissian
Miley Cyrus does not like sycophants and Lando Calrissian is no exception. But we at Lazy Gossip Girl believe that the handsome smuggler could console himself with some nice strap-on in the city of clouds, but Miley can rest on one of their proverbial beds of water vapor.Saturday, December 26, 2009
Miley Cyrus says yeah to Count Dooku
Miley Cyrus is a fan of Count Dooku and she gets excited when lightnings come out from the hands of a mature man with a beautiful, white beard. But we are sure that the other characters in the Star Wars saga will be able to understand that Miley with Dooku can not be a lasting love story.Miley Cyrus meets Kit Fisto
Miley Cyrus wants to become a warrior Jedy and who better than Kit Fisto will teach her the technique of fighting with the lightsaber? However, I wonder if Miley will not risk losing his proverbial grace with all those muscle movements.Friday, December 25, 2009
Miley Cyrus mocking C-3PO
Miley Cyrus mocking C3PO, which reacts in an exaggerated way, as usual. Narrate the Chronicles of Narnia that Miley had in fact a weakness for R2D2, but the android astromech not ever considered her as a potential mate for life: "Too thin for my taste." - Quoted the robot.
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