Pitt-Spears: the wedding on the Millenium

The wedding of the Millenium Falcon was celebrated on the command bridge of the mithical shuttle driven by Chewbacca and Han solo. Brad Pitt and Britney Spears do not have spared on wedding favours and so they have invited a vast bouquet of celebrities: Enrique Iglesias and Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan, Robert Pattinson and Pippa Middleton. And many others.

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears stay together. They are very happy and they program to have some children as soon as possible, with the benediction of the respective discographic companies, the only ones capable to put a veto on their private, sexual life.

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl, maybe. Britney Spears could enter in the cast of Gossip Girl as an alien shapeshifter who can assume any form she wants, except the good mother, serious and balanced, the perfect role for a toxic girl like Britney. Good luck.