Pitt-Spears: the wedding on the Millenium

The wedding of the Millenium Falcon was celebrated on the command bridge of the mithical shuttle driven by Chewbacca and Han solo. Brad Pitt and Britney Spears do not have spared on wedding favours and so they have invited a vast bouquet of celebrities: Enrique Iglesias and Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan, Robert Pattinson and Pippa Middleton. And many others.

Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Jared Leto and Data's sexual fantasies

Jared Leto is a man that can arouse sexual fantasies also in an android with a positronic brain like Data. Jared Leto is not new at this scoop. Jet during the filming of Fight Club, Brad Pitt was deeply impressed by the beauty of the singer of 30 seconds to Mars, but we think that he is heterosexual and that he will not surrender to the temptation of a bad romance.