Showing posts with label jared leto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jared leto. Show all posts

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

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Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss Testimonial

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Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss testimonial, the coolest actor-singer of all the bands that are named with a countdown to a planet of the solar system. Gwen Stefani is a delicious girl and she declared on her Twitter that she is in love with a very wellness addicted man, with perfect abdominals and a corroborant tendency to lost weight and to make videos on the false line of great director of the past. The probability that this person is Jared Leto is very low.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz

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Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz at the Mtv Europe Music Awards and all the voices on the heterosexuality of the singer of 30 seconds to Mars are finally stopped. We hope so, because we are very upset for the inferences on the sexual orientation of the actor that played the role of the killer of John Lennon in Chapter 27.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Jared Leto is not gay

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Jared Leto is not gay. The denial to the ongoing rumors on the homosexuality of the actor and singer Jared Leto has come from his gay companion, the famous gossip blogger Perez Hilton, a guarantee of reliability and security since the dawn of the great network.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton are at the no returning point for the wedding of the millenium. Jared wants to establish an informal agreement with the regal court, but Pippa thinks that she deserves a better treatment: the appearence in the new video of the 30 seconds to mars. The countdown for the Mtv Asses Awards landing is started.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Jared Leto Abdominals

How to get perfect abdominals? Make like Jared Leto: a strictly diet based on beautiful girls, gorgeous videos and invitations to Mtv music awards no buffet served.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dita Von Teese looks almost naked

dita von teeese nakedDita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of burlesque, looks almost naked and she left a good impression on Milhouse. The two cartoons characters will marry very fast and the wedding guest are: Miley Cyrus and Mace Windu, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, Zac Efron and Princess Leia, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Heather Graham and Milhouse just married

heather graham marriedHeather Graham is definitely a gorgeous girl and so we understand why Milhouse fell in love in a split second. Heather Graham has a astounding cleavage and has yet to be born the heterosexual man who can resist to her. So, they marry very quickly and the wedding guests are Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron, Maria Ozawa and Skeletor, Miley Cyrus and R2D2, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton and much more. The marriage is forever, remember Milhouse.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Maria Sharapova in bikini

maria sharapova bikiniMaria Sharapova is a gorgeous tennisplayer and in bikini she is, if possible, even more outrageous. And what about Milhouse? Milhouse immediately fell in love when he seeing the wondeful Maria Sharapova and the nerd has asked her for hand to make a wonderful marriage. The wedding guests are: Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms, Jared Leto and Deanna Troi, Zac Efron and Wonder Woman.

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

maria ozawaMaria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Is Robert Pattinson a gay?

Is Robert Pattinson a gay? According to the image, Jared Leto declared his love to Robert Pattinson and the actor fo Twilight has smile. What it means? Perhaps, that He likes this type of attention by a man? Or simply that Robert Pattinson is a homosexual too? Only Kristen Stewart can light this mystery.

Jared Leto transformation for 1980 murder of John Lennon

Jared Leto and the wild weight transformation he underwent for his upcoming film Chapter 27 about the 1980 murder of John Lennon.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga are on the move and they smash all the pumpkins in the playground. Not more chances for the challengers. The game has a new hot couple that will destroy all the hopes to win the great battle of the discography. This is little, but sure.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Jared Leto is Skeletor

Jared Leto was always been a fan of The Masters of the Universe and when a role in the saga was offer to him, he couldn't refuse, even if the it was the role of the bad, Skeletor. But Jared is a great actor and his recitation persuasive. Non more words can be spent on this question.

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are hot

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are the most hot couple all over the world because they have sex on Mars, even if it lasts only 30 seconds. But it burns everything and no form of life can survive at their low-flying. Joking aside, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton will marry very soon in a hotel of the french capital, probably at Pantheon or at Sorbonne and they will have their honey moon near a suburb of Los Angeles where Jared parked his roulotte.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jared T. Leto currycomb his crew

Jared T. Leto currycomb his crew because he is a captain who knows what they want. Inflexible and severe, he knows how to get the most out of a bunch of debauched men who think of nothing but only at women and to drink whiskey aged for one hundred and thirty years in oak barrels. But Jared T. Leto will not allow the Enterprise ends up adrift in deep space of anonymous alcoholism , because he loves the successful, beautiful women and whiskey aged for one hundred and thirty years in oak barrels.

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