Showing posts with label gwen stefani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gwen stefani. Show all posts

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

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Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss Testimonial

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Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss testimonial, the coolest actor-singer of all the bands that are named with a countdown to a planet of the solar system. Gwen Stefani is a delicious girl and she declared on her Twitter that she is in love with a very wellness addicted man, with perfect abdominals and a corroborant tendency to lost weight and to make videos on the false line of great director of the past. The probability that this person is Jared Leto is very low.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Gwen Stefani on youporn?

youpornGwen Stefani is not on youporn. Yes, I tell to you that arrive here searching "gwen stefani youporn". You were mistaken and now the wrath of Bill Gates will reach you in the forma of a virus better known as Windows Vista or the Windows 7. Are you happy? The youporn's curse is coming. Press "esc" six-hundred sixty-six times to save your hard-disk from the flames of Inferno.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Bill Kaulitz is gay


Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Gwen Stefani and C3PO

C3PO is scared and the diagnosis is clear: The droid suffers of performance anxiety. But we understand him. A girl like Gwen Stefani is not just a girl: she is an alien that needs a lot of attention like diamonds, luxury cars, dream vacations, royal palaces with infinite bathrooms and swimmingpools. Every man would be scared by this kind of woman, except millionaires, business men, sheikhs, oilmens, sultans, hollywood's stars and all the person with a bank account over ten milions dollars.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love, but they don't think that is serious. Love is an illness by which it's possible to heal with a therapy based on success and promiscous sex. So, we are sure that the two lovebirds will succeed to win their battle with the epidemy of the century.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together. Hot stuff for the nerd of The Simpson's saga. Gwen Stefani is a beatiful mom in search of a sensible guy that understand her changes of humor, typical of menopause. Will Milhouse succeed in this great challenge? Only hormonal therapy can tell.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Gwen Stefani and Skeletor are engaged

Gwen Stefani has a special affinity for good boys with a naive face like Skeletor. Because Skeletor is a victim of a denigration campaign that lasts from years and years, without break. And now it's time to stop this persecution and to tell all the truth: Skeletor is not bad. It's only that they represent him as such. Therefore all the respect for the Gwen Stefani's choice. We are sure that this couple will infringe the hedge of the century and perhaps the millennium's barrier.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Jared Leto and Liv Tyler are lovers

Jared Leto and Liv Tyler are lovers. They met on the set of The Lord of the rigs, an underground production that tells all the truth about the exploitation of laborers who mount the antlers of the concerts. Liv was there to attend a performance of her father and Jared with his group was in support of Aerosmith. We don't know if this romance will go far, but there is no doubt that they look amazing together, like Gwen Stefani and her hubby which I don't remember how *uck is named.

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