Paris Hilton slams on Geordi La Forge

Paris Hilton is a really hot girl, so that even an icicle like Geordi La Forge feels hot when she rubs him the uniform, which is static and will not produce any shock to the viewer of Lieutenant of the Enterprise. However, Paris knows what she wants and has no qualms in slammed in the face to anyone.

Paris Hilton cleavage needs more Data

Paris Hilton is an android quite delicate, but Data will fix her in the most suitable way. However, a suit that enhances the cleavage of Paris is perhaps more appropriate, such Data will have to load a program of sewing in his positronic brain to make more attractive heiress in the stars from around the Alpha Quadrant.

Paris Hilton will shave William Riker

Paris Hilton has a weakness for men with beards and William Riker has enough hair on his face intrigued by the beautiful heiress. However, Paris is one of the faults to change their mind very quickly, so Lazy Gossip Girl thinks that she will shave First Officer of the Enterprise as soon as they landed on a planet with a razor-sharp flints.

Paris Hilton flatters Captain Picard

Paris Hilton has high expectations for his career in Starfleet, so the heiress did not hesitate to cajole Captain Jean-Luc Picard to get a quick promotion to first officer. However, maybe Paris did not take into account that not all hairstyles are suited to the vastness of outer space and that her lipstick could be influenced by warp speed.

Paris Hilton arouses the envy of Janice Rand

Paris Hilton arouses the envy of Janice Rand, but we of Lazy Gossip Girl understand her: any woman would feel threatened by a girl like Paris Hilton, especially when she wears underwear so provocative as to boil the blood also to a sterile vulcanian suffering from a syndrome foreskin shrunken.

Paris Hilton suffers in front of Nurse Chapel

Paris Hilton is suffering from a terrible illness: she is damn provocative. Nurse Chapel has understood this and she sees it as a danger to the crew dell'Enterpriese, which could be affected by the alien life form that has worn the uniform of Starfleet very low neckline.

Paris Hilton is too hot for Pavel Chekov

Paris Hilton is hot and Pavel Chekov fears things hot. But Paris is an excellent cook that needs no pans to cook sausages, because she only has to look at to send any boiling pressure cooker that us of Lazy Gossip Girl know as male heterosexuals.

Paris Hilton embarrasses Lieutenant Uhura

Paris Hilton may embarrass anyone, even a woman navigate as Lieutenant Uhura. The underwear you wear, and gaze provocatively make Paris a dangerous rival for any woman who loves wearing panties and lace garters to seduce her husband or lover, even where no thong has gone before.

Paris Hilton makeup (Hikaru Sulu looking)

Paris Hilton has some extraordinary optical capabilities, so for her is a breeze to distract Hikaru Sulu from his duties. But we do not believe there is malice in this work of seduction. Paris does not need to use these tricks to win the men, except for a bit of mascara, an eyeliner, lipstick and so much makeup.

Paris hilton underwear (Montgomery Scott looking)

Paris Hilton is an irrepressible girl who does not go unnoticed, especially at a man awake as Montgomery Scott, better known as Scotty. Underwear worn by Paris is first class and it enhances the seductive qualities of the beautiful heiress. I wonder if she succeeds in making some inroads in the hard shell by head engineer of the Enterprise ...