Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband. Angelina Jolie has divorced from her husband, the gorgeous Brad Pitt, to marry Enrique Iglesias, a singer that must his carreer only to the fact to be the son of Julio, otherwise have been destined to make the worker for life. Angelina, are you sure to have made the right choice?

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan, a film that we should never wanted to see, but that a lot of people will run to buy in the drugstore, where the psicopharmacy based on the placebo effect is the rule. No response, no judgment, but only the addiction to the fantastic world of gossip.

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan copulate like savage animals and from this joint-venture will born a new type of music, a mixture from the gothic and the dance, for an experience that no human on the earth will ever forget. Stay tuned for further informations.

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan join together for a new level of musical experience. Enrique and Alexandra met at the wedding of Bill Kaulitx and Wonder Woman, with the special partecipation of Maria Ozawa and Milhouse. Don't be bewildered! This is the magic world of gossip, the open space where all can happen.

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat. Alexandra Stan is a stunning, beautiful girl, but she cannot find a boyfriend due to the highness of her expectations. But now she is happy, because she met Chewbacca at the Annual Tuning Congress for Space Shuttle, where the Wookie searches only the original spare parts for the maintenance of Millenium Falcon. But the question is: why was Alexandra at that Congress? Maybe she went to buy a new amplifier for her tuned sax.

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese will marry very soon. Forgotten the respective love stories with Anna Kurnikova and Marilyn Manson, the two angry birds will fly to the moon of their dreams with a dismissed space shuttle.

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears stay together. They are very happy and they program to have some children as soon as possible, with the benediction of the respective discographic companies, the only ones capable to put a veto on their private, sexual life.

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton are a couple. They were caught at the Mtv Video Music Awards and they appear so gorgeous that all the others stars are overwhelmed. Enrique Iglesias is very happy to have finally found the right background for his music and Pippa Middleton can touch with a finger the sky of her dreams.

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson due to the diatribe between the actress and the ex boyfriend of Madonna, the oscar award Sean Penn, who fell in depression and he now thinks to restart his career as singer. But we are sure that Enrique Iglesias and Scarlett Johansson will not be a couple so much long to see the first CD of the Hollywood's star.

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft. After a very long and thoughtful decisional process, the producers of the new movie with the female version of Indiana Jones, that will be called "Lara Croft and the surgical upgrade of the Kali's cleavage", finally became convinced that Scarlett is the right choice. But what an effort! Infact, we must remember at the loyal readers who are the others suitors to this role: Bill Kaulitz, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Dita Von Teese.

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend. After the end of the relationship with Sean Penn, the explosive actress has found the love in the amazing world of Star Wars. Chewbacca has wasted a lot of time to discover a female at his highness and now he is convinced to have finally captured his prey.

Chewbacca says: "I was tired to hearing the female wookies complain for my excessive hair and now, with Scarlett, I can finally being myself."

Pippa Middleton is in the resistance

Pippa Middleton is a very ambitious girl, but She never will betray the resistance, even if Darth Vader knows the most painful ways to extort informations to the rebels. But we are sure that the plans of Pippa Middleton to marry a milionaire and to live happy are safe and there are no imperial probes able to force the mental grid of the princess with the best ass of the entire saga of Star Whores.

Lady Gaga flirts with Chewbacca

Lady Gaga never can stay without love, so, when Chewbacca met her at the annual randevouz of the Wookies for the Holy Cerimony of the Epilation, he approached to the trasgressive singer without wasting time. Lady Gaga was not surprised by the rampage of the haired alien, but now we are worried about the fate of the friend of Han Solo: will he survive to the sadomaso treatment of Lady Gaga?

Perez Hilton interviews Pippa Middleton

Perez Hilton has a weakness for the background of celebrities, in particular if they are british. So, He made a blitz to the wedding of Kate Middleton and, in disguise of Prince Harry, He was able to approach the most discussed background of the planet. We are sure that the interview has been smooth like a cat on a boiling roof wetted by a lot of oil, but we also know that the curiosity killed that feline.

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend. The suspect is Pippa Middleton, one that holds the most discussed background of the universe. Robert Pattinson, after the breakup of the relationship with Kristen Stewart, has been with a lot of girls, but nobody had the charme and the elegance of Pippa Middleton, so we think that is the right chance to buy a swedish station vagon and to make a lot of beautiful children. For the joy of the fans, obviously.