Pitt-Spears: the wedding on the Millenium

The wedding of the Millenium Falcon was celebrated on the command bridge of the mithical shuttle driven by Chewbacca and Han solo. Brad Pitt and Britney Spears do not have spared on wedding favours and so they have invited a vast bouquet of celebrities: Enrique Iglesias and Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan, Robert Pattinson and Pippa Middleton. And many others.

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson met on a party and sooner as you can imagine they were engaged with the benediction of their respective parents. Johnny says that he wants so much love to Scarlett that he is willing to give up with his career of pirate and Scarlett is not to less. They are projecting their future and Hollywood is not contemplated.

Mini Anden feels observed

Mini Anden is a beautiful, busty actress and Milhouse can't resists to spy her when she is in skimpy clothes. Will he succeed to not be discovered? Only time, with his dust, can tell us, but we are sure that Milhouse will be ever remembered as the most clumsy peeping tom of the entire story of the cinematography.

Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband. Angelina Jolie has divorced from her husband, the gorgeous Brad Pitt, to marry Enrique Iglesias, a singer that must his carreer only to the fact to be the son of Julio, otherwise have been destined to make the worker for life. Angelina, are you sure to have made the right choice?

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan, a film that we should never wanted to see, but that a lot of people will run to buy in the drugstore, where the psicopharmacy based on the placebo effect is the rule. No response, no judgment, but only the addiction to the fantastic world of gossip.

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan copulate like savage animals and from this joint-venture will born a new type of music, a mixture from the gothic and the dance, for an experience that no human on the earth will ever forget. Stay tuned for further informations.