Saturday, June 11, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

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Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan join together for a new level of musical experience. Enrique and Alexandra met at the wedding of Bill Kaulitx and Wonder Woman, with the special partecipation of Maria Ozawa and Milhouse. Don't be bewildered! This is the magic world of gossip, the open space where all can happen.

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat

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Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat. Alexandra Stan is a stunning, beautiful girl, but she cannot find a boyfriend due to the highness of her expectations. But now she is happy, because she met Chewbacca at the Annual Tuning Congress for Space Shuttle, where the Wookie searches only the original spare parts for the maintenance of Millenium Falcon. But the question is: why was Alexandra at that Congress? Maybe she went to buy a new amplifier for her tuned sax.

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese

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Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese will marry very soon. Forgotten the respective love stories with Anna Kurnikova and Marilyn Manson, the two angry birds will fly to the moon of their dreams with a dismissed space shuttle.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears

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Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears stay together. They are very happy and they program to have some children as soon as possible, with the benediction of the respective discographic companies, the only ones capable to put a veto on their private, sexual life.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton

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Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton are a couple. They were caught at the Mtv Video Music Awards and they appear so gorgeous that all the others stars are overwhelmed. Enrique Iglesias is very happy to have finally found the right background for his music and Pippa Middleton can touch with a finger the sky of her dreams.

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson

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Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson due to the diatribe between the actress and the ex boyfriend of Madonna, the oscar award Sean Penn, who fell in depression and he now thinks to restart his career as singer. But we are sure that Enrique Iglesias and Scarlett Johansson will not be a couple so much long to see the first CD of the Hollywood's star.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft. After a very long and thoughtful decisional process, the producers of the new movie with the female version of Indiana Jones, that will be called "Lara Croft and the surgical upgrade of the Kali's cleavage", finally became convinced that Scarlett is the right choice. But what an effort! Infact, we must remember at the loyal readers who are the others suitors to this role: Bill Kaulitz, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Dita Von Teese.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend

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Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend. After the end of the relationship with Sean Penn, the explosive actress has found the love in the amazing world of Star Wars. Chewbacca has wasted a lot of time to discover a female at his highness and now he is convinced to have finally captured his prey.

Chewbacca says: "I was tired to hearing the female wookies complain for my excessive hair and now, with Scarlett, I can finally being myself."

Pippa Middleton is in the resistance

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Pippa Middleton is a very ambitious girl, but She never will betray the resistance, even if Darth Vader knows the most painful ways to extort informations to the rebels. But we are sure that the plans of Pippa Middleton to marry a milionaire and to live happy are safe and there are no imperial probes able to force the mental grid of the princess with the best ass of the entire saga of Star Whores.

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