Thursday, December 31, 2009

Paris Hilton excorcised by Doc McCoy

Paris Hilton is a tempter and Dr. McCoy exorcise her with a crucifix perfected by Starfleet. Will our hero succeeds to banish the demon of fornification without falling into the temptation to mate with such a girl with platinum blonde hair?

Paris Hilton joins the ranks of James T. Kirk

Paris Hilton is able to travel through time and space. Meet James T. Kirk has never been easier, since Paris has acquired the rights to teleportation. But the heiress has other surprises. Keep tuned to your browsers.

Paris Hilton loves Mr. Spock

Paris Hilton is a woman who has always been fascinated by rational, intelligent men, like glacial ice cubes in a Martini on the rocks. Paris knows what she wants and she has no problem in asking for an alien as Spock also known throughout the galaxy as a person lacking in sex hormones.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Paris Hilton seduces Captain Pike

Paris Hilton is a big fan of Star Trek, so she was unable to resist to seduce Captain Christopher Pike. But Paris knows the weaknesses of mature man and the heiress will reward him with a living in a fairy tale in one of the hotels of the father.

Miley Cyrus supports Obi Wan Kenobi

Miley Cyrus supports Obi Wan Kenobi, though she already knows that the old Jedi Master has the worst against Darth Vader. However, Miley knows that the ways of the Force are endless, so she understands the importance of supporters, especially since in the role of Hanna Montana has always been a great encouragement from fans armed with their mobile phone.

Miley Cyrus upsets Mace Windu

Miley Cyrus is capable of upsetting even a Jedi Master like Mace Windu, famous throughout the galaxy for his phlegm. Still, Miley also succeeds in doing that, showing that she has gifts from the queen of the stage that might even bend the staves of the parquet in a theater building situated on the edge of the Hollywood galaxy .

Miley Cyrus curious Watto

Miley Cyrus curious Watto with its queen bee livery. Miley is definitely sweet as honey, which is why his beating of cilia is able to shift the throngs of fans, resulting in extensive damage to crops hotel industry.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Miley Cyrus lies to Grand Moff Tarkin

Miley Cyrus is a teengaer, but she is still a woman, then a person who can lie better than anyone else. Here then lie to Grand Moff Tarkin is a breeze, even if it's a joke that cost the lives of millions of defenseless beings who made merry on a planet completely innocuous: ok, there were only saccharomyces on a piece of cheese, but living things are all in the grace of God. Or not?

Miley Cyrus scares Cassio Tagge

Miley Cyrus is a girl that scares with her beauty and Cassius Tagge is no exception. Miley has no awareness of his seductive power and she roams through the galaxy of Star Wars also create considerable damage to delicate imperial server.

Miley Cyrus shaves Han Solo

Miley Cyrus has never had a good memory, so when she found Han Solo frozen in carbonite she doesn't remember what to do, that is to shave the famous pilot of the Millennium Falcon to make him presentable to the marriage with Princess Leia Organa waiting him in a wedding dress in the color of a fairy, clockwork orange.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Miley Cyrus encourages Sebulba

Miley Cyrus has always been a great lover of pod racing and so she encourages her favorite driver, Sebulba. Oil and smell of burned, fossil fuels have always liked, although she might prefer to see the races at the edge of a swimming pool with a cocktail in hand and encouraging riders watching their perfomances on a big screen with the latest LED technology organci grown on Tatooine.

Miley Cyrus upsets R2-D2

Miley Cyrus is a teenager in a position to lose the head to anyone. Here then we understand how even a droid like R2-D2 might have fallen under the spell of Miley, even getting him to talk like a human being. Will our hero to conquer the beautiful Miley?

Miley Cyrus intoxicates Palpatine

Miley Cyrus, the popular intergalactic singer, intoxicates Emperor Palpatine with the beet mixed with ginger essence, a fragrance created especially for her by the best teachers of all perfumers in Mos Eisley. But Miley knows confusing even without these tricks Jedy, we at Lazy Gossip Girl know it very well.

Miley Cyrus breaks the ice near Mon Mothma

Miley Cyrus can not stand people think they know better, so it is obvious that Senator Mon Mothma is not in her sympathies. However, we believe that sharing makeup and hairbrushes, perhaps, they managed to break the ice and get maybe a cocktail on the rocks.

Miley Cyrus distracts Ki Adi Mundi

Miley Cyrus, we know, is a girl of great charm, so it is understandable that an old master as Jedy Ki Adi Mundi remains fascinated by her beauty. Miley Will not distract the teacher so that he is killed like all the others?

Miley Cyrus loves to fight with Qui Gon Jin

Miley Cyrus loves to fight next to important people, such as Qui-Gon Jin. And she seems to really enjoy the lightsaber, despite the habit made of jute of the Jedy Knights is certainly not the latest fashion in the galaxy of Star Wars.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Miley Cyrus advises Admiral Ackbar

Miley Cyrus has a not common insight, so when she was in the presence of Admiral Ackbar she is no afraid to express her opinion on the situation. Miley is a girl of strong character and we believe that she will know assert themselves even in the fierce character of the Star Wars galaxy.

Miley Cyrus impressed Gunray Nute

Miley Cyrus impressed Gunray Nute, who is already thinking how the piece would cost such a girl. But we are sure that Miley will not succumb to the lure of the trader and will be with us on earth.

Miley Cyrus scares General Grievous

Miley Cyrus scares General Grievous with a karate move that the android had never seen before. But Miley does not humiliate the poor Grievous and, indeed, we believe that eventually become good friends of hairdresser.

Miley Cyrus bothered by Lando Carlissian

Miley Cyrus does not like sycophants and Lando Calrissian is no exception. But we at Lazy Gossip Girl believe that the handsome smuggler could console himself with some nice strap-on in the city of clouds, but Miley can rest on one of their proverbial beds of water vapor.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Miley Cyrus says yeah to Count Dooku

Miley Cyrus is a fan of Count Dooku and she gets excited when lightnings come out from the hands of a mature man with a beautiful, white beard. But we are sure that the other characters in the Star Wars saga will be able to understand that Miley with Dooku can not be a lasting love story.

Miley Cyrus meets Kit Fisto

Miley Cyrus wants to become a warrior Jedy and who better than Kit Fisto will teach her the technique of fighting with the lightsaber? However, I wonder if Miley will not risk losing his proverbial grace with all those muscle movements.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Miley Cyrus mocking C-3PO

Miley Cyrus mocking C3PO, which reacts in an exaggerated way, as usual. Narrate the Chronicles of Narnia that Miley had in fact a weakness for R2D2, but the android astromech not ever considered her as a potential mate for life: "Too thin for my taste." - Quoted the robot.

Miley Cyrus gets engaged with Jar Jar Binks

Miley Cyrus gets engaged with Jar Jar Binks convoluted and they soon married right on Tatooine, where to expect, with great gifts and celebrations, the whole bunch of Star Wars awaits them spasmodically. However, it seems that Miley did sign a major contract to premarital Jar Jar, fearing perhaps a betrayal of the place with some amphibian. Who will have the courage to tell Miley that Tatooine is a desert planet?

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Miley Cyrus loves Milhouse

Miley Cyrus loves nerds people, but Milhouse is so scared by this gorgeous girl that he escapes from her to a promise land that is named masturbation.

Miley Cyrus in the clutches of Master Splinter

Miley Cyrus is a fan of Ninja Turtles, but she did not consider the jealousy of Master Splinter, and so she finds in his clutches. Will our heroine to escape from the sharp nails of the rat in the kimono?

Miley Cyrus disappointed by Gollum

Miley Cyrus has always had a passion for The Lord of the rings saga and in particular for Gollum, but it seems that the charming hero has eyes only for his famous treasure. For Miley this story will be a big disappointment, but we are sure that she will recover.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Miley Cyrus meets Man at Arms

Miley Cyrus wants to be cutting edge, so she meets Man At Arms while he is at work, changing him into a famous group of success that are not The Doors. Of course, Miley sooner or later will have to present his alter ego to another strong man in the world of the Masters of the Universe.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Miley Cyrus in swamp to meet Yoda

Miley Cyrus has traveled many light years to meet the Master Yoda, but the dampness of the swamp is not good for her beautiful hair. We therefore believe that next year will spend the holidays on Tatoinne, a planet with an atmosphere much drier.

Miley Cyrus leads Boba Fett

Miley Cyrus leads the merciless Boba Fett. Will our heroine to make a breach in the wreckage of the famous bounty hunter or butcher a shot laser? The posters will judge.

Miley Cyrus bored by Darth Vader

Miley Cyrus wants to have fun with his friends in the resistance, but a bulky, boring Darth Vader annoys her with some questions rather impertinent. It's a shame that Miley knows how it will end.

Miley Cyrus loves Jabba The Hutt

miley cyrusMiley Cyrus truly loves Jabba the Hutt and his enormous, snaily body: "Oh, he is so soft and flabby that it seems to me to kiss a chewed marshmallow!"

Monday, December 21, 2009

Miley Cyrus meets Chewbacca

Miley Cyrus meets Chewbacca and she seems very pleased: "Chewbacca is a lot less hairy than it seems! And it's so soft!"

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