Pitt-Spears: the wedding on the Millenium

The wedding of the Millenium Falcon was celebrated on the command bridge of the mithical shuttle driven by Chewbacca and Han solo. Brad Pitt and Britney Spears do not have spared on wedding favours and so they have invited a vast bouquet of celebrities: Enrique Iglesias and Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan, Robert Pattinson and Pippa Middleton. And many others.

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson met on a party and sooner as you can imagine they were engaged with the benediction of their respective parents. Johnny says that he wants so much love to Scarlett that he is willing to give up with his career of pirate and Scarlett is not to less. They are projecting their future and Hollywood is not contemplated.

Mini Anden feels observed

Mini Anden is a beautiful, busty actress and Milhouse can't resists to spy her when she is in skimpy clothes. Will he succeed to not be discovered? Only time, with his dust, can tell us, but we are sure that Milhouse will be ever remembered as the most clumsy peeping tom of the entire story of the cinematography.

Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband. Angelina Jolie has divorced from her husband, the gorgeous Brad Pitt, to marry Enrique Iglesias, a singer that must his carreer only to the fact to be the son of Julio, otherwise have been destined to make the worker for life. Angelina, are you sure to have made the right choice?

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan, a film that we should never wanted to see, but that a lot of people will run to buy in the drugstore, where the psicopharmacy based on the placebo effect is the rule. No response, no judgment, but only the addiction to the fantastic world of gossip.

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan copulate like savage animals and from this joint-venture will born a new type of music, a mixture from the gothic and the dance, for an experience that no human on the earth will ever forget. Stay tuned for further informations.

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan join together for a new level of musical experience. Enrique and Alexandra met at the wedding of Bill Kaulitx and Wonder Woman, with the special partecipation of Maria Ozawa and Milhouse. Don't be bewildered! This is the magic world of gossip, the open space where all can happen.

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat. Alexandra Stan is a stunning, beautiful girl, but she cannot find a boyfriend due to the highness of her expectations. But now she is happy, because she met Chewbacca at the Annual Tuning Congress for Space Shuttle, where the Wookie searches only the original spare parts for the maintenance of Millenium Falcon. But the question is: why was Alexandra at that Congress? Maybe she went to buy a new amplifier for her tuned sax.

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese will marry very soon. Forgotten the respective love stories with Anna Kurnikova and Marilyn Manson, the two angry birds will fly to the moon of their dreams with a dismissed space shuttle.

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears stay together. They are very happy and they program to have some children as soon as possible, with the benediction of the respective discographic companies, the only ones capable to put a veto on their private, sexual life.

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton are a couple. They were caught at the Mtv Video Music Awards and they appear so gorgeous that all the others stars are overwhelmed. Enrique Iglesias is very happy to have finally found the right background for his music and Pippa Middleton can touch with a finger the sky of her dreams.

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson due to the diatribe between the actress and the ex boyfriend of Madonna, the oscar award Sean Penn, who fell in depression and he now thinks to restart his career as singer. But we are sure that Enrique Iglesias and Scarlett Johansson will not be a couple so much long to see the first CD of the Hollywood's star.

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft. After a very long and thoughtful decisional process, the producers of the new movie with the female version of Indiana Jones, that will be called "Lara Croft and the surgical upgrade of the Kali's cleavage", finally became convinced that Scarlett is the right choice. But what an effort! Infact, we must remember at the loyal readers who are the others suitors to this role: Bill Kaulitz, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Dita Von Teese.

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend. After the end of the relationship with Sean Penn, the explosive actress has found the love in the amazing world of Star Wars. Chewbacca has wasted a lot of time to discover a female at his highness and now he is convinced to have finally captured his prey.

Chewbacca says: "I was tired to hearing the female wookies complain for my excessive hair and now, with Scarlett, I can finally being myself."

Pippa Middleton is in the resistance

Pippa Middleton is a very ambitious girl, but She never will betray the resistance, even if Darth Vader knows the most painful ways to extort informations to the rebels. But we are sure that the plans of Pippa Middleton to marry a milionaire and to live happy are safe and there are no imperial probes able to force the mental grid of the princess with the best ass of the entire saga of Star Whores.

Lady Gaga flirts with Chewbacca

Lady Gaga never can stay without love, so, when Chewbacca met her at the annual randevouz of the Wookies for the Holy Cerimony of the Epilation, he approached to the trasgressive singer without wasting time. Lady Gaga was not surprised by the rampage of the haired alien, but now we are worried about the fate of the friend of Han Solo: will he survive to the sadomaso treatment of Lady Gaga?

Perez Hilton interviews Pippa Middleton

Perez Hilton has a weakness for the background of celebrities, in particular if they are british. So, He made a blitz to the wedding of Kate Middleton and, in disguise of Prince Harry, He was able to approach the most discussed background of the planet. We are sure that the interview has been smooth like a cat on a boiling roof wetted by a lot of oil, but we also know that the curiosity killed that feline.

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend. The suspect is Pippa Middleton, one that holds the most discussed background of the universe. Robert Pattinson, after the breakup of the relationship with Kristen Stewart, has been with a lot of girls, but nobody had the charme and the elegance of Pippa Middleton, so we think that is the right chance to buy a swedish station vagon and to make a lot of beautiful children. For the joy of the fans, obviously.

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss Testimonial

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss testimonial, the coolest actor-singer of all the bands that are named with a countdown to a planet of the solar system. Gwen Stefani is a delicious girl and she declared on her Twitter that she is in love with a very wellness addicted man, with perfect abdominals and a corroborant tendency to lost weight and to make videos on the false line of great director of the past. The probability that this person is Jared Leto is very low.

Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz

Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz at the Mtv Europe Music Awards and all the voices on the heterosexuality of the singer of 30 seconds to Mars are finally stopped. We hope so, because we are very upset for the inferences on the sexual orientation of the actor that played the role of the killer of John Lennon in Chapter 27.

Pippa Middleton and Bill Kaulitz are engaged

Pippa Middleton and Bill Kaulitz are engaged with the benediction of the Queen, the famous rock band that is the first fan of Tokyo Hotel since the 1979, the year of his tour in the country of the rising sun. Pippa Middleton is really very lucky to have a boyfriend like Bill Kaulitz because she can borrow all the rimmels in the infinite collection of the german singer.

Jared Leto is not gay

Jared Leto is not gay. The denial to the ongoing rumors on the homosexuality of the actor and singer Jared Leto has come from his gay companion, the famous gossip blogger Perez Hilton, a guarantee of reliability and security since the dawn of the great network.

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton are at the no returning point for the wedding of the millenium. Jared wants to establish an informal agreement with the regal court, but Pippa thinks that she deserves a better treatment: the appearence in the new video of the 30 seconds to mars. The countdown for the Mtv Asses Awards landing is started.

Pippa Middleton

The Pippa Middleton's tendency to farting.

Jared Leto Abdominals

How to get perfect abdominals? Make like Jared Leto: a strictly diet based on beautiful girls, gorgeous videos and invitations to Mtv music awards no buffet served.

Pippa Middleton ass

Pippa Middleton ass has a world fame to be fabulous, but the butt is not at the bottom of the interest of Harry, so the Prince, like in the best fables of the kingdom, test the back of the sister of his sister-in-law with a soft, regal touch.

Kate Middleton Upskirt

Kate Middleton's upskirt has gone around the world and it's second in the web researches only after the Philippa's ass. However, many compliments to the parents of these two astonishing princesses.

Ipad on your Playboy

Or Playboy on Ipad? Whatever you think, don't miss the possibility to browse your favourite, sexy magazine on your Ipad, the tablet that Apple makes you swing over the glossy women of the planet, like an albatros under the sea of infotainment.

One Cumshot, One Kill

Silvio Berlusconi, italian politician and the smallest tycoon of the planet, is also a famous expert about female beauty. The news on his passion for escorts, whores and bitches traveled all around the world, but people don't find this so unacceptable. Indeed, the party of Berlusconi has yet the 30% of the votes, so that his motto could be: one cumshot, one kill.

Sexy, Mature Emma Watson Look

Emma Watson is very sexy with this mature look, but we think that the popular actress was better when worn the naive dresses of Hermione. Unless she will put herself to the porn.

Vagina Monologue

The Vagina Monologue that every man would to hear. A deafening, loud speech made of silence, an absurd, non-sense dialogue without any lips movement, the best text ever wrote for the fanatics of oral sex. The no-vagina woman recites like a diva in an empty, dusty theatre. Do not miss.