Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn

Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn. Vanessa Perroncel, become famous for being the mistress of the entire Premier League, now requires internet space to upload her videos. So she thinks to buy the popular site of pornographic video sharing, well-known as youporn. However, to reach the amount of money, she must increase her extramarital relations and she will not have so much time to take care of the aspect and of the graphic layout of youporn that risks to become very disordered.

Gwen Stefani on youporn?

Gwen Stefani is not on youporn. Yes, I tell to you that arrive here searching "gwen stefani youporn". You were mistaken and now the wrath of Bill Gates will reach you in the forma of a virus better known as Windows Vista or the Windows 7. Are you happy? The youporn's curse is coming. Press "esc" six-hundred sixty-six times to save your hard-disk from the flames of Inferno.

Heather Graham on youporn?

Heather Graham on youporn? Are you kidding me? Heather Graham is a wonderful, gorgeous girl that has traditional principles and she received a very rigid Catholic Education. So, you are mistaken when searching "heather graham youporn". The Devil inspires bad thoughts and God will punish you with the outburst of your hard-disk.

Paris Hilton never on youporn

Paris Hilton says never on youporn. Paris Hilton, the famous heiress, will not appear on the well-known site of pornographic video sharing. The motivations are that Paris is not interested to make money with the spam of her vagina and we are nobody to doubt of this statement. Resign yourself, no one will see Paris Hilton on youporn, unless some humiliated boyfriend puts an amatorial video of his ex playmate of erotic games.

Angelina Jolie feet

Angelina Jolie is wonderful, but she also must submit to the rules of nature and of the personal hygiene, things like brushes her feet after a very long walk on Sunset Boulevard in midsummer and shod leather boots. We understand Milhouse that, even if he is a foot fetishist, was scared by the very strong smell of seasoned cheese.

Dita Von Teese looks almost naked

Dita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of burlesque, looks almost naked and she left a good impression on Milhouse. The two cartoons characters will marry very fast and the wedding guest are: Miley Cyrus and Mace Windu, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, Zac Efron and Princess Leia, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga.

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are fetish

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are a wonderful, weird couple. Dita Von Teese has broken her relationship with Marilyn Manson and now she is happy with this teenager that competes with her on maquillage and hairstyle. Amazing. The gossip magazines have new material to spam on the world of feticism and sexual ambiguity.

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Heather Graham and Milhouse just married

Heather Graham is definitely a gorgeous girl and so we understand why Milhouse fell in love in a split second. Heather Graham has a astounding cleavage and has yet to be born the heterosexual man who can resist to her. So, they marry very quickly and the wedding guests are Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron, Maria Ozawa and Skeletor, Miley Cyrus and R2D2, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton and much more. The marriage is forever, remember Milhouse.

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron are in love and they married very soon. A beatiful couple that fullfilled the pages of the gossip journal and that will remain impressed on the retina of all our eyeballs. The wedding guest for the marriage of the century gothic are: Miley Cyrus and Jabba The Hutt, Paris Hilton and William Riker, Lady Gaga and The Jonas Brothers, Kristen Stewart and Gandalf. It will be an unmissable event.

Bill Kaulitz is gay

Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen, why not? One is a boy by ambiguous aspect and the other is a beatiful, gorgeous girl daughter of a rock star. This is an amazing and weird combination of charachters, worthy of the worst bollywood b-movie.

Maria Sharapova in bikini

Maria Sharapova is a gorgeous tennisplayer and in bikini she is, if possible, even more outrageous. And what about Milhouse? Milhouse immediately fell in love when he seeing the wondeful Maria Sharapova and the nerd has asked her for hand to make a wonderful marriage. The wedding guests are: Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms, Jared Leto and Deanna Troi, Zac Efron and Wonder Woman.

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

Maria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Lady Gaga meets Darth Vader

Lady Gaga doesn't accept to be imitated specially by the men. So, when his spaceship was boarded by the imperial cruiser of Darth Vader she was not happy. By the way, we must remind to you that Dart Vader doesn't have a particular touch with the female gender. His wheezy voice seems to much similar to a maniac that teases beautiful girls at the telephone. Not a good move. Checkmate is near, even if Lady Gaga loves costumes and masks.

Bill Kaulitz and Wonder Woman are a couple

Bill Kaulitz is a very young man, but the ageless charm of Wonder Woman doesn't go unnoticed even for a kid like him. Her fantastic breast and her beatiful legs can fascinate every man with a minimal part of testosterone in the blood and even if someone can suggest that Bill Kaulitz has a cronical lack of this hormone, we are sure that he is not immune to the beauty of a heroin like Wonder Woman. We don't trust in the envy of people. We trust in Marvel, the God of the large forms.

Wonderwoman and the Milhouse addiction to cleavage

Wonderwoman, wow! There are no words to express how Wonderwoman has been important in the sexual education of an entire generation of children. Her huge breast had molded the inconscious of the males and now we have a lot of cleavage addicted. And Milhouse doesn't make exception.

Robert Pattinson will be He-Man

We retire all we wrote about the imminent production of the Masters of the Universe movie. He-Man will be not impersonated by Zac Efron, but by Robert Pattinson that must undergo a restorative cure after the bloodless of Twilight saga. But we are sure that Robert Pattinson will be a great He-Man even if Kristen Stewart is doubtful about his accuracy with the sword.

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story, but Skeletor is doubtful. He fears that a hot girl like Maria Ozawa can heat too much the paper of the cartoon with the risk of a mega burning of the all word of the Masters of the universe. Is Skeletor a wise, skulled person or maybe he is simply scared to stay with a pornostar? Perhaps, Maria Ozawa can put in crisis also a bad man like Skeletor that is not so sure about his scrawny penis.

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple that seems straight out from a Marvel's comic, especially for the arms of Bill that are unusually muscular and venous, while Vanessa is as usual wonderful like a Venus. Could be a merit of a photoshop cure, but also of a permanence in a fitness center or simply the incomparable joy to be together and happy, without the typical thoughts of a worker that has just lost his job due to the crisis.

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa are engaged and they go at all the parties of the States. Zac Efron is proud to present himself with a pornostar, because nobody can say that he is a stupid, pimpled teenager, despite Maria Ozawa every morning flushes his face with a sulfur soap, the same that she uses on the set to clean her skin by the sketches of the screenplay.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

Now it will be hard to deny: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together. After arriving in pairs, surprisingly, the Golden Globe ceremony, the two actors were spotted together in Cabo, Mexico, where the actress is spending a few days to celebrate his 41st birthday. With them there is another couple, one formed by his heart to her Courtney Cox, formerly of Friends, and her husband David Arquette, and another trusted friend Sheryl Crow.

The actor of 300 and the former Mrs. Pitt had been neighbors during and after the ceremony of the Globe and it seems that the party post-delivery, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, have been seen drinking champagne and exchanging effusions in the kitchens of the luxurious hotel. The usual mysterious witnesses had said: "They looked very intimate. The organizers of the show were rather amused by all this talk in his ear." The two had met on the set of the film The former hunter, who will arrive in Italy on 23 April. Now it remains to see what would come of Jen her wonderful villa in Beverly Hills, which has just been restored, making it "an oasis of wellbeing, in the measure of a woman"!

And Milhouse appreciates Jennifer's breast!

Bill Kaulitz is dead, but Maria Ozawa revives him

After the encounter with the sexy Maria Ozawa, some voices tell that Bill Kaulitz is dead. But we are sure that is non true, because Maria Ozawa can raise the deads and Bill Kaulitz will continue to travel all the Tokyo Hotel of the Nippon Country. However, not so for his hair that don't survive at the alcohlic treatment of a ninja geisha expert in the indian art of making scalp. These are the risks of internationality.

Gwen Stefani and C3PO

C3PO is scared and the diagnosis is clear: The droid suffers of performance anxiety. But we understand him. A girl like Gwen Stefani is not just a girl: she is an alien that needs a lot of attention like diamonds, luxury cars, dream vacations, royal palaces with infinite bathrooms and swimmingpools. Every man would be scared by this kind of woman, except millionaires, business men, sheikhs, oilmens, sultans, hollywood's stars and all the person with a bank account over ten milions dollars.

Is Robert Pattinson a gay?

Is Robert Pattinson a gay? According to the image, Jared Leto declared his love to Robert Pattinson and the actor fo Twilight has smile. What it means? Perhaps, that He likes this type of attention by a man? Or simply that Robert Pattinson is a homosexual too? Only Kristen Stewart can light this mystery.

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Maria Ozawa and Milhouse

What a wonderful couple! Maria Ozawa and Milhouse are a hot couple that outperform all the others. No more gossip wars in the city. Maria Ozawa and Milhouse get the ball and they run straight to the aim of universal love.

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love, but they don't think that is serious. Love is an illness by which it's possible to heal with a therapy based on success and promiscous sex. So, we are sure that the two lovebirds will succeed to win their battle with the epidemy of the century.

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga are on the move and they smash all the pumpkins in the playground. Not more chances for the challengers. The game has a new hot couple that will destroy all the hopes to win the great battle of the discography. This is little, but sure.

Jared Leto looks at Maria Ozawa while he's flirting with Paris Hilton

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together. Hot stuff for the nerd of The Simpson's saga. Gwen Stefani is a beatiful mom in search of a sensible guy that understand her changes of humor, typical of menopause. Will Milhouse succeed in this great challenge? Only hormonal therapy can tell.

Lady Gaga and Milhouse

Lady Gaga and Milhouse are not creature of the same world, but we know that after Roger Rabbit this border is labile. It's non rare to encounter this particular combinations of man and woman where one of them is a cartoon, but in the case of Lady Gaga and Milhouse who is the cartoon and who the human?

Gwen Stefani and Skeletor are engaged

Gwen Stefani has a special affinity for good boys with a naive face like Skeletor. Because Skeletor is a victim of a denigration campaign that lasts from years and years, without break. And now it's time to stop this persecution and to tell all the truth: Skeletor is not bad. It's only that they represent him as such. Therefore all the respect for the Gwen Stefani's choice. We are sure that this couple will infringe the hedge of the century and perhaps the millennium's barrier.

Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel and Miley Cyrus are engaged

Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel and Miley Cyrus are engaged. Or maybe they are only good friends. But MTV matrimonial agency works at full rythm and a lot of new strange matching are in program. Coming soon we will have also Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Milhouse and Lady Gaga, Jared Leto and Maria Ozawa. Stay tuned and prepare your vomiting bag.

Lady Gaga and Bill Kaulitz

What a wonderful couple! Lady Gaga and Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel are the most hot couple of the entire jet-set. The Lady with the poker face and the boy with the eyeliner on the face, painted nails and hair so strange that the comparison with the dresses of his girlfriend is impossible. I love MTV and his wedding agency!

Zac Efron is He-Man

Zac Efron is a very smart boy and so we are not surprised if he was chosen for the role of He-Man. In the picture, we can see him while is riding Battlecat, the mythic, armored tiger of the Masters of the Universe saga. Who knows if this film can help him to forget the love story with Vanessa Hudgens? Only time can tell the truth.

Jared Leto is Skeletor

Jared Leto was always been a fan of The Masters of the Universe and when a role in the saga was offer to him, he couldn't refuse, even if the it was the role of the bad, Skeletor. But Jared is a great actor and his recitation persuasive. Non more words can be spent on this question.

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are hot

Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are the most hot couple all over the world because they have sex on Mars, even if it lasts only 30 seconds. But it burns everything and no form of life can survive at their low-flying. Joking aside, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton will marry very soon in a hotel of the french capital, probably at Pantheon or at Sorbonne and they will have their honey moon near a suburb of Los Angeles where Jared parked his roulotte.