Wesley Sneijder and Zahia Dehar just married

Wesley Sneijder and Zahia Dehar are just married. The most discussed wedding of the 2010 was celebrated in Italy, near the medieval town of Siena, a beautiful frame for a marvelous hope of love, to the face of Ribery and Benzema that are in trouble with the law.

Adrianne Curry and C3PO

Adrianne Curry is also a fanatic of the Star Wars saga and C3PO appears clearly pleased by this passion.

Adrianne Curry naked on Twitter

Adrianne Curry, best known as the first winner of the reality television series America's Next Top Model, is a fanatic of Twitter. So, she decides to portray herself while she is taking cooking lessons as you can see in the television screen on the left.

The Jessica Simspon's Enlargement

The Jessica Simspon's Enlargement. Jessica Simpson, the illegitimate daughter of Homer Simpson, is non longer the beautiful and stunning singer that was. Now, Jessica wears only extralarge dresses and handbags that can hold an entire ox because hunger surprises you when you least expect it.

Perez Hilton and the Miley Cyrus upskirt

Perez Hilton, the King of blogging and the Kong of gossip, is in trouble for some photos of the Miley Cyrus panties. Infact, she is seventeen years old and for the law Perez Hilton could be accused of spreading child pornography, even if It's clear that Miley is a navigated woman from ages.

Jennifer Lopez, the transformation so far

Jennifer Lopez, actrice and singer, as well as holder of the most envied and desidered ass, was a child definitely anonimous.

Kelly McGillis is no longer at the top of our smilking gun

All teenagers remember Kelly McGillis as a beautiful, stunning woman, but the time is merciless, especially with those women that don't dye their hair and don't resort to cosmetic surgery. Kelly McGillis, if you don't want do it for yourself, make it for our, fragile unconscious.

Iron Man and Homer Simpson

Iron Man and Homer Simpson are good friends ... of Randy's Donuts.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic e Gerard Piquè: the story so far

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Piquè, football players of Barcelona, are been surprised in intimacy. The swedish one denied, responding like this to a journalist: "Come by my house with your sister and see if I'm gay." The spanish defensor, instead, silenced himself into an ambiguos news blackout.

Zahia Dehar and Tiger Woods

Zahia Dehar and Tiger Woods are been surprised together at the cerimony of the Golden Globe of Porn. The famous actress, yet concubine of Frank Ribery, could be the newest lover of Tiger Woods, as much famous not only for his indisputable skills on the green, but also for the marvelous numbers of his betrayals.

Bill Kaulitz and Sienna Miller are a couple

Bill Kaulitz and Sienna Miller are a couple. Denying all the rumors he was gay, Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel has hired a romance with Sienna Miller, tearing her from Jude Law. Will Bill win the challenge with the gossip?

Tiger Woods and Sienna Miller are engaged

Tiger Woods and Sienna Miller are engaged. Tiger Woods has a new concubine: she is Sienna Miller, famous for his short love story with Jude Law. But I want to be honest: Sienna is famous also for his model career, we must give at Caesar what is of Caesar.

Sienna Miller and Jude Law: the story is at the end

Sienna Miller and Jude Law: the story is at the end. The love story between Sienna Miller and Jude Law is ended. Infact, Jude has a new boyfriend: Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel. They met in a hotel in the japanese capital and since then they have spent entire days to cuddling each other. Sienna Miller, be realist. They are in love. Find another actor to ensnare.

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl, maybe. Britney Spears could enter in the cast of Gossip Girl as an alien shapeshifter who can assume any form she wants, except the good mother, serious and balanced, the perfect role for a toxic girl like Britney. Good luck.

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart in saffic love

What an amazing, saffic couple! Linsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are been discovered at a party while they are definetly closer than we expected. Lindsay and a strange, masculine Kristen were very friendly during all the night and some malicious customers are ready to swear that they have spent the end of the party embraced on a couch, completely drunken. Is it saffic love or simply the misunderstanding of a truly friendship?

Dsquared, the new spring-summer collection

Dsquared, the new spring-summer collection. A new testimonial was enlisted by Dsquared for the launch of the new collection: he is Marylin Manson, as you can notice in the picture. Dsquared confirm itself as the most disrespectful fashion company in the world landscape.

Perfect Feet for a fetishist

These feet are perfectly fetish. The heels can be sucked and licked by every fetishist by combining the pleasure of the shoe to the leather of the bare foot. Heel becomes heel and the foot transforms itself in a shoe. Wonderful.

Tiger Woods and his lovers on youporn?

Tiger Woods and his lovers on youporn? I apologize for this misleading title, but there is no videos of Tiger Woods and his lovers on Youporn. But for your fortune, you can buy the last videogame of Tiger Woods from EA Sports: Tiger Woods Gals Tour. In this game you must meet as many waitresses as possible, without your wife reach you and smashing your car, but also you must win the major tournaments of Golf. Can you join this mortal challenge?

Bill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft

Bill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft. Bill Kaulitz, the singer of Tokyo Hotel, is the new Lara Croft. The rockstar will portray on the screen the famous heroin of the videogames and we are sure that he will be at the better of his, actorial capacities. No more chances for the other pretenders.

The clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer

The clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer. It thinks to know everything about every things and it wants to have reason in all the discussions in which it interrupts the dialog, in the the same way like a penis breaks the coitus to avoid debates on pregnancy. Not at all clitorises are precluded to talk about their mental masturbation, but there is a time to tell and a time for the peace to pee in silence. And I'm sure that Heather Graham agrees on this issue.

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft. Kristen Stewart will portray the most celebrated grave's predator of the story of videogames, Lara Croft, precisely. Kristen Stewart accepted the role after the painful end of her relation with Robert Pattinson, who has lost no time to find a new girlfriend. Poor Kristen, forced to drown her sufferings in the job.

Cheryl Cole on youporn?

Cheryl Cole on youporn? Is it true that Cheryl cole puts herself on the table of pornography, sharing her intimity on the popular site of porn videos? We don't trust these voices and we confide our best hopes in the Cheryl's sense of family. Milhouse can sleep quiet and without scary dreams to find his heroin naked on youporn, while she is having so much fun with a lot of boys.

Lindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft

Lindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft. The famous actress, singer and model, known for her legal problems and drugs rehabilitation, will be the New Lara Croft on the set of The Planet of the Mutant Clitorises, a Foreskin Production with a budget of one billion dollar.

Skeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged

Skeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged. Skeletor and Wonder Woman are in love, they are a wonderful, scrawny couple, and they make a lot of monodimensional sex. Moreover, they will marry very soon and the wedding guest are Miley Cyrus and Obi Wan Kenobi, Zac Efron and Kathryn Janeway, Robert Paris and Kristen Torres, Paris Hilton and Data. And many others.

Dita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft

Dita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft. The queen of burlesque will portray the popular heroin of the videogames, the most desired mass of poligons, Lara Croft, precisely. The voices on this new chapter of the Tomb Raider saga were quoted by a very long list of gossip sites and none of the Dita Von Teese staff denied.

Dita Von Teese and Skeletor

Dita Von Teese appears in the Universe of The Masters of the Universe and Skeletor is strangely surprised.

Lindsay Lohan sexy on youporn?

Lindsay Lohan sexy on youporn? No, never happened a kind of this. Simply, you are come here searching the keywords "lindsay lohan youporn" or "lindsay lohan sexy" and now you realize that ther is no porn and no sex in every pictures or video where is Lindsay Lohan, a woman that embodies only the sense of ridicolous.

Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn

Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn. Vanessa Perroncel, become famous for being the mistress of the entire Premier League, now requires internet space to upload her videos. So she thinks to buy the popular site of pornographic video sharing, well-known as youporn. However, to reach the amount of money, she must increase her extramarital relations and she will not have so much time to take care of the aspect and of the graphic layout of youporn that risks to become very disordered.

Gwen Stefani on youporn?

Gwen Stefani is not on youporn. Yes, I tell to you that arrive here searching "gwen stefani youporn". You were mistaken and now the wrath of Bill Gates will reach you in the forma of a virus better known as Windows Vista or the Windows 7. Are you happy? The youporn's curse is coming. Press "esc" six-hundred sixty-six times to save your hard-disk from the flames of Inferno.

Heather Graham on youporn?

Heather Graham on youporn? Are you kidding me? Heather Graham is a wonderful, gorgeous girl that has traditional principles and she received a very rigid Catholic Education. So, you are mistaken when searching "heather graham youporn". The Devil inspires bad thoughts and God will punish you with the outburst of your hard-disk.

Paris Hilton never on youporn

Paris Hilton says never on youporn. Paris Hilton, the famous heiress, will not appear on the well-known site of pornographic video sharing. The motivations are that Paris is not interested to make money with the spam of her vagina and we are nobody to doubt of this statement. Resign yourself, no one will see Paris Hilton on youporn, unless some humiliated boyfriend puts an amatorial video of his ex playmate of erotic games.

Angelina Jolie feet

Angelina Jolie is wonderful, but she also must submit to the rules of nature and of the personal hygiene, things like brushes her feet after a very long walk on Sunset Boulevard in midsummer and shod leather boots. We understand Milhouse that, even if he is a foot fetishist, was scared by the very strong smell of seasoned cheese.

Dita Von Teese looks almost naked

Dita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of burlesque, looks almost naked and she left a good impression on Milhouse. The two cartoons characters will marry very fast and the wedding guest are: Miley Cyrus and Mace Windu, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, Zac Efron and Princess Leia, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga.

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are fetish

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are a wonderful, weird couple. Dita Von Teese has broken her relationship with Marilyn Manson and now she is happy with this teenager that competes with her on maquillage and hairstyle. Amazing. The gossip magazines have new material to spam on the world of feticism and sexual ambiguity.

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Heather Graham and Milhouse just married

Heather Graham is definitely a gorgeous girl and so we understand why Milhouse fell in love in a split second. Heather Graham has a astounding cleavage and has yet to be born the heterosexual man who can resist to her. So, they marry very quickly and the wedding guests are Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron, Maria Ozawa and Skeletor, Miley Cyrus and R2D2, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton and much more. The marriage is forever, remember Milhouse.

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron are in love and they married very soon. A beatiful couple that fullfilled the pages of the gossip journal and that will remain impressed on the retina of all our eyeballs. The wedding guest for the marriage of the century gothic are: Miley Cyrus and Jabba The Hutt, Paris Hilton and William Riker, Lady Gaga and The Jonas Brothers, Kristen Stewart and Gandalf. It will be an unmissable event.

Bill Kaulitz is gay

Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen, why not? One is a boy by ambiguous aspect and the other is a beatiful, gorgeous girl daughter of a rock star. This is an amazing and weird combination of charachters, worthy of the worst bollywood b-movie.

Maria Sharapova in bikini

Maria Sharapova is a gorgeous tennisplayer and in bikini she is, if possible, even more outrageous. And what about Milhouse? Milhouse immediately fell in love when he seeing the wondeful Maria Sharapova and the nerd has asked her for hand to make a wonderful marriage. The wedding guests are: Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms, Jared Leto and Deanna Troi, Zac Efron and Wonder Woman.

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

Maria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Lady Gaga meets Darth Vader

Lady Gaga doesn't accept to be imitated specially by the men. So, when his spaceship was boarded by the imperial cruiser of Darth Vader she was not happy. By the way, we must remind to you that Dart Vader doesn't have a particular touch with the female gender. His wheezy voice seems to much similar to a maniac that teases beautiful girls at the telephone. Not a good move. Checkmate is near, even if Lady Gaga loves costumes and masks.

Bill Kaulitz and Wonder Woman are a couple

Bill Kaulitz is a very young man, but the ageless charm of Wonder Woman doesn't go unnoticed even for a kid like him. Her fantastic breast and her beatiful legs can fascinate every man with a minimal part of testosterone in the blood and even if someone can suggest that Bill Kaulitz has a cronical lack of this hormone, we are sure that he is not immune to the beauty of a heroin like Wonder Woman. We don't trust in the envy of people. We trust in Marvel, the God of the large forms.

Wonderwoman and the Milhouse addiction to cleavage

Wonderwoman, wow! There are no words to express how Wonderwoman has been important in the sexual education of an entire generation of children. Her huge breast had molded the inconscious of the males and now we have a lot of cleavage addicted. And Milhouse doesn't make exception.

Robert Pattinson will be He-Man

We retire all we wrote about the imminent production of the Masters of the Universe movie. He-Man will be not impersonated by Zac Efron, but by Robert Pattinson that must undergo a restorative cure after the bloodless of Twilight saga. But we are sure that Robert Pattinson will be a great He-Man even if Kristen Stewart is doubtful about his accuracy with the sword.

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story, but Skeletor is doubtful. He fears that a hot girl like Maria Ozawa can heat too much the paper of the cartoon with the risk of a mega burning of the all word of the Masters of the universe. Is Skeletor a wise, skulled person or maybe he is simply scared to stay with a pornostar? Perhaps, Maria Ozawa can put in crisis also a bad man like Skeletor that is not so sure about his scrawny penis.

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple that seems straight out from a Marvel's comic, especially for the arms of Bill that are unusually muscular and venous, while Vanessa is as usual wonderful like a Venus. Could be a merit of a photoshop cure, but also of a permanence in a fitness center or simply the incomparable joy to be together and happy, without the typical thoughts of a worker that has just lost his job due to the crisis.

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa are engaged and they go at all the parties of the States. Zac Efron is proud to present himself with a pornostar, because nobody can say that he is a stupid, pimpled teenager, despite Maria Ozawa every morning flushes his face with a sulfur soap, the same that she uses on the set to clean her skin by the sketches of the screenplay.