Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jared T. Leto currycomb his crew

Jared T. Leto currycomb his crew because he is a captain who knows what they want. Inflexible and severe, he knows how to get the most out of a bunch of debauched men who think of nothing but only at women and to drink whiskey aged for one hundred and thirty years in oak barrels. But Jared T. Leto will not allow the Enterprise ends up adrift in deep space of anonymous alcoholism , because he loves the successful, beautiful women and whiskey aged for one hundred and thirty years in oak barrels.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Jared Leto and Liv Tyler are lovers

Jared Leto and Liv Tyler are lovers. They met on the set of The Lord of the rigs, an underground production that tells all the truth about the exploitation of laborers who mount the antlers of the concerts. Liv was there to attend a performance of her father and Jared with his group was in support of Aerosmith. We don't know if this romance will go far, but there is no doubt that they look amazing together, like Gwen Stefani and her hubby which I don't remember how *uck is named.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Jared Leto and Data's sexual fantasies

Jared Leto is a man that can arouse sexual fantasies also in an android with a positronic brain like Data. Jared Leto is not new at this scoop. Jet during the filming of Fight Club, Brad Pitt was deeply impressed by the beauty of the singer of 30 seconds to Mars, but we think that he is heterosexual and that he will not surrender to the temptation of a bad romance.

Jared Leto and Vanessa Hudgens are engaged

Jared Leto and Vanessa Hudgens are engaged. They met during a party in the USA, for the precision in the south-est of California, where an incredible accomulation of bacteria was the cause of their fast approach. We know that Vanessa Hudgens was the girlfriend of Zac Efron, but now she has forget the romance with the little boy and she is happy to enjoy the life with a mature man like Jared Leto, singer, actor and expert in the thon art of bondage.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga

Jared Leto is a super handsome boy, but Lady Gaga is not less fascinating, with her strange fringe due to a complex of inferiority that derives from the birth in a insane city like New York, where if you not are crazy you cannot be a singer. However, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga are a very mystic couple and we are sure that they will be togheter for a very long time, until the countdown will score only one second to Mars. Then they will descend on their original planet for the wedding of the galaxy and those who will not invited will be damned for the eternity.

Miley Cyrus is hot

Miley Cyrus is hot and all the male's hands are inflamed. Miley, oh Miley, so young and beautiful, but also so provocating, what do you think about old men who dream of you when they go to the bathroom? Don't you think that a teenager should be more prudent with the provocation? Don't you think that a very young girl should have a more monastic attitude? Repent, Miley! The way to the hell is in front of you, but it's not late to turn back.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Kristen Stewart is hot

Kristen Stewart i s hot and she breaks every delay and posing with a beautiful bikini. The girl knows how to do it and has no inhibitions. Gained from the experience of Twilight, Kristen is ready to face new challenges that Hollywood will propose to her and we are sure that she will win with the grace and elegance that set her apart, thanks to the bikini wearing mischievously, showing a wonderful, tonic body completely natural that it did not need hours of gym.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Kristen Stewart hot

Kristen Stewart in a hot version that you never seen. Kristen Stewart has a very white skin, but she not disdain the bikini for tanning. Certainly, her boyfriend will not follow her on the beaches of sunny California, but we are sure that even within his Volvo XC 60 Robert Pattinson will enjoy a lot while everyone lifeguards will court the lovely Kristen in a bikini hotter than ever.

Kristen Stewart tempts Chewbacca

Kristen Stewart is a girl that can tempt any man or lesbian, even a kind detached and seraphic as Chewbacca. But what a little 'all over the world of gossip you are asking is whether Robert Pattinson is so jealous and brave to face the hairy beast. We do not know, but we know that many males would like to be inside that costume carnival.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Zac Efron and Kathryn Janeway

Zac Efron and Kathryn Janeway could be mother and son, but today we should not be surprised any more. Strange days and strange couples are on the agenda. The newspapers are full of weird and bizzare stories between servers and laptops, notebooks and handheld devices, browsers and mobile phones, seatbelts and strollers. There is no religion.

Zac Efron have sex with Princess Leia Organa

Zac Efron have sex with Princess Leia Organa. Zac Efron loves mature women who starred in movie blockbusters in the seventies, especially sci-fi theme and directed by George Lucas. Shortfall of some female Ewoks, Zac threw himself on an always pleasing Princess Leia, here in the guise of Carrie Fisher ... or was it the opposite?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens and Gunray Nute

Vanessa Hudgens is a beautiful girl, but why she chose a guy like Gunray Nute to get engaged we fear it remain a mystery, unless the wealthy businessman has not got a laptop, a pair of silver jewelry or a format family bowl.

Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple

Kristen Stewart and Nute Gunray are a lovely couple. Lazy Gossip Gilr knows that Kristen has a weakness for strange man, almost though she was attracted by the mental disfunction and by other ills of the sexual sphere. However, Kristen and Nute seem very happy and we think that they will fly for wedding as soon as possible, with a great party where there will be all the charachters of the Star Wars Saga, from Han Solo to Boba Fett, through Obi Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia Organa.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Lady Gaga bothered by Man at Arms

Lady Gaga bothered by Man at Arms. Lady Gaga is a girl who can be ironic jokes, but being mistaken for Paris Hilton has threatened to make her spend the joking. However, seems to end well. Man at Arms is a gentleman and he promptly apologized to the singer.

Miley Cyrus has a new boyfriend: Zac Efron

Miley Cyrus is happy with her new boyfriend: Zac Efron. Quickly forgotten that simpleton of Nick Jonas, Miley has finally won a real man, not enthusiast only to his Volvo and all those car accessories that make a guy a loser.

Zac Efron and Deanna Troi, why not?

Zac Efron and Deanna Troi, why not? More and more mature women who like to be accompanied by kids much younger than them and so we should not be surprised if a beautiful woman with a remarkable cleavage, as Deanna Troi, chose Zac Efron to revive the feats of his carefree youth. And the good that Zac will not have to be careful and learn the subtle art of extraterrestrial diplomacy .

Paris Hilton and Zac Efron

Paris Hilton and Zac Efron together? We too hard to believe, but the image is clear. However, even if the truth is always difficult to determine when there is a marketing genius like Paris Hilton, it seems that the two lovebirds should really love and harmony. Indeed, they may have already bought a house together and convoluted for wedding. Zac would give her a ring with a bright eighteen carat, while Paris to him a pack of mascara supermarket.

Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron

Kristen Stewart wasted no time: when she was left by Robert Pattinson she has quickly found a fallback in Zac Efron, boy who knew how to spell her with his magnetic gaze. We do not know if this story is the love story of their lives, but to see them really seem that they have in hand the reins of their destiny.

Robert Pattinson has stolen Vanessa Hudgens to Zac Efron

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron are two of the most coveted by teenagers. Famous for their participation in Twilight and High School Musical, Robert and Zac are having a great time, between a flirt and the other. After the affair with Kristen Stewart, Robert now enjoys the reputation with Vanessa Hudgens, beautiful girl with long black hair that takes care of herself by blackberry shampoo.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Zac Efron and Lady Gaga

Zac Efron and Lady Gaga are going steady now for a lot 'of months. The two are met on the set of 17 again, where the singer has played a small part in a caretaker role. However, although some may turn up their nose for this match, Zac and Lady Gaga seem happy.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart

Lady Gaga is bisexual, but why is Kristen Stewart dressed like Nick Jonas? Lazy Gossip Girl does not have all the answers to your questions, but we are sure that there is a rational explanation for everything, even if we give the benefit of the doubt to a certain type of gnostic creationism. Indeed, for those who do not know, there are editing programs that create reality sometimes literally unimaginable. Surely, this is not the case, however ...

Is Kristen Stewart a lesbian?

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian? If not for this picture, we can say that Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart are just good friends, but the male hairstyle of the protagonist of Twilight is suspect. Unless this is a trivial photomontage. However, it is considered unlikely by Lazy Gossip Girl: no sentient being could miss time with such nonsense for the sole purpose of discrediting a very famous girl, even if envy is a very powerful force.

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga

Robert Pattinson is in love with Lady Gaga. The news has shocked the world of gossip and thousands of teenagers are already are on the march to demand the head of the famous singer. Lady Gaga denies, but the picture looks really compromising. For his part, Robert Pattinson says just being a good friend of the singer from New York, but it seems like a fit of jealousy by Kristen Stewart is insistent.

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged

Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus are engaged and they seem really happy. Both have forgotten the past history and they can now think of their career as all the young hopeful people. However, perhaps some shadow remained and not just a little photoshop to erase those ugly juice stains which are called Nick Jonas and Kristen Stewart from their curriculum.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Nick Jonas and Lady Gaga are a lovely couple

Nick Jonas and Lady Gaga are a lovely couple. Definitely, they are really well together. The young singer with a face like a nice guy and the transgressive vamp form one of the most talked about couples of the whole jet-set, while the usual malignant insinuate that their love story is just a clever business move to sell millions of records around the world, when it is obvious that the only purpose is to promote a new line of clothing halfway between the casual and kitsch.

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The love story between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could be reached by the deadline. In the photo, in fact, we can see a blond Kristen in the uniform of the space fleet. She was recruited to forget the troubled history of love with Robert Pattinson, the vampire who has broken her heart with his many escapades. But perhaps there is hope: a temporal paradox or brainwashing could have them back together. Who will live, will see.

Robert Pattinson likes boobs

Robert Pattinson does not lose an opportunity to confuse the paparazzi. In the picture we see him while he appreciates the boobs of Seven of Nine, a human woman, but with Swedish cyber inserts, best known implants on the market. What will Kristen Stewart think about facial expression of her boyfriend?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made peace

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made peace and they returned to live together as two perfect lovers. However, the two protagonists in the saga of Twilight had to compromise, promising each other not to wear more clothes of Armani or Valentino, but only buy habits made with poor fabrics like jute and wild radish.

Robert Pattinson has left Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson has left Kristen Stewart to go with Kes, Ocampa alien species that once stood along with Neelix. Robert seems to love more and more experiences that go beyond the simple love story, probably forever marked by the terrible acting in Twilight. However, Lazy Gossip Girl thinks that the two lovebirds will be back soon to flee paparazzis together, hand in hand.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kristen Stewart has left Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart has left Robert Pattinson to go with Neelix, the talaxian cook of the USS Voyager, thus disproving all those who wanted the two actors of Twilight soon married. On the other hand, was to be expected. Since the world began, the throat has always broken more hearts of the lightsaber.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart visit with The Doctor.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are two very curious boys, even if one seems more interested in the objectives of cameras and photographers, rather than resuscitation at the scene where they're witnessing. However, The Doctor is a person not easily offended and we are sure will forgive the distraction of Kristen, perhaps after having administered an injection of Attenzionatium.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ultimate gossip

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been one of the most beloved couples from gossip, but now seems to be truly over. Robert thinks about building his own harem and Kristen is relegated to a mere part-time role as a concubine, as if the millions of dollars earned together no longer count for anything. Robert, no joke! Love is worth more than the bank account, maybe ...

Robert Pattinson's harem

The holiday of Robert Pattinson on the USS Voyager is proving more interesting than the former vampire had expected. In the image we see Robert in his harem and his expression leaves little doubt: he is enjoying himself, while poor Kristen Stewart on holodeck was terribly bored by following a course for aspiring nurse with latex gloves and space lace garter.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Kristen Stewart in the Harry Kim's harem

Kristen Stewart has always dreamed of being part of a harem, and she almost did not believe it when Harry Kim has asked to join. I wonder if Robert Pattinson will find a way to win back his beloved ...

Robert Paris and Kristen Torres

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are two boys very courted in the Alpha Quadrant, and now, since they are part of the crew of the USS Voyager, their popularity has also grown very well in the Delta Quadrant. Lazy Gossip Girl has the exclusive stolen image where the two lovebirds have fun playing a lot at the helmsman Tom Paris and at the Lieutenant B'elanna Torres.

Kristen Stewart appreciates Tom Paris

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have taken a break from their troubled relationship outside the movie set. So, Kristen took the opportunity to impersonate an officer of the space fleet in the saga of Star Trek Voyager, and here we see Bella while appreciating the physicality of Tom Paris, a man most certainly combed Robert Pattinson.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still a couple?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still a couple? Are they still in love with each other? From attached image, where we can see Robert while he's appreciating B'elanna Torres, it seems that the vacancy aboard the USS Voyager is providing some nice distraction to beatiful Robert, but we are sure that once back down to earth, things will be back in their place, without needing special teleportation .

Robert Pattinson forgets Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson is a guy who knows what he wants: fame, success, beautiful women. Even in the role of Tuvok, a Vulcan, Pattinson will not renounce to his ideals and with a smirk say the Vulcan motto that hopes a long life and prosperity, especially to himself, forgetting to Kristen Stewart.

Robert Pattinson got a vacation to Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson got a vacation to Kristen Stewart on board the ship of the United Federation of Planets, the USS Voyager. In the picture, we see the vampire of the Twilight saga while explains to Bella that Vulcans as Tuvok are recognizable for their pointed ears, which is suspicious for Lazy Gossip Girl on the fact that Kristen has spent the past nineteen years on Mars.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Robert Pattinson likes wine and mature women

Robert Pattinson likes to drink good wine, especially if accompanied by a beautiful woman, even if it is a mature woman Kathryn Janeway and Robert only a boy. But Kristen Stewart, with his whims, tired of him and so the former vampire sips wine savoring the pleasant side effects that the drink will have on Captain Janeway.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson news

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, according to the latest news, seem to have put an end to their relationship. To recover from the hangover of adolescent love, Kristen has taken a holiday on board the ship of the United Federation of Planets, the USS Voyager, dubbed the Captain Kathryn Janeway and she is pleasantly intrigued by Chakotay.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in love

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in love and like all happy couples they arousing the envy of who are not happy. Visualization tasks is also the case of Rúmil, the fairy elf in the world of The Lord of the Rings secretly in love with Edward Cullen, as any teenager. On the other hand, Lazy Gossip Girl knows: love has no age.

Robert Pattinson under the fire of Rumil

Robert Pattinson is good in the world of The Lord of the Rings. In the picture we see him in the role of Haldir while receiving the accolades of Rúmil, young and handsome archer, that will attract the handsome vampire with his elven talents, maybe being able to make forget Robert about his Volvo XC 60 of which fell in love during the Spot shot with Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart no longer loves Robert Pattinson, but Haldir

The romance between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson could be at the end. This stolen photo, in fact, proves, in a definite and unequivocal way, that Kristen is in love with Haldir, captain elf archer of Galadhrim and guardian of Lorien, but also good-looking man with a beautiful mane that daily treatment with a shampoo special oil-based green papaya seeds.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Lord Pattinson and Lady Stewart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are two modern kids who do not have prejudices about race, not on skin color. So when they find themselves infected by a strange virus that has transformed them into aliens-elves, did not flinch and frown decided to marry. In the face of those who say that their romance is a publicity stunt solon.

Kristen Stewart marries Lord Celeborn

Kristen Stewart has dreamed since childhood of becoming Queen and Lord Celeborn seems to have crowned his dream. So Robert Pattinson will convoluted to just wedding to Lady Galadriel and everyone will live happily ever after like a honey-like Disney movies.

Robert Pattinson likes mature women

Robert Pattinson likes mature women. After enjoying the young Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson seems very taken by the relationship with Galadriel, a noble elf of Middle Earth and wife of Lord Celeborn.

Kristen Stewart forgets Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart wasted no time and she has paid off Robert Pattinson with the same coin: a fling with Elrond, elf with great acumen and critical and also mature and very durable man that doesn't need aid as Cialis and Viagra. Furthermore, Elrond is famous throughout the world of The Lord of the rings for his role in the Matrix trilogy as the bad Agent Smith.

Robert Pattinson betrays Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson betrays Kristen Stewart during the holiday in the world of The Lord of the Rings. Fascinated by the amazing beauty of Arwen, the world's most famous vampire, after Dracula, seems to have forgotten so quickly the beautiful Kristen Stewart, who has, however, not lost the opportunity to returne the betrayal. Stay tuned to find out with whom.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Pattinson and Stewart with Legolas

In the forest of Faragorn, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, with the help of Legolas, may have finally found refuge from the paparazzi, Elf's eyes alert if jammers come to disturb the two lovebirds dream vacation in the middle ground, where no digital camera equipped with 12 megapixel has never been seen before.

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