Sunday, March 21, 2010

Perfect Feet for a fetishist

feetThese feet are perfectly fetish. The heels can be sucked and licked by every fetishist by combining the pleasure of the shoe to the leather of the bare foot. Heel becomes heel and the foot transforms itself in a shoe. Wonderful.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Tiger Woods and his lovers on youporn?

youpornTiger Woods and his lovers on youporn? I apologize for this misleading title, but there is no videos of Tiger Woods and his lovers on Youporn. But for your fortune, you can buy the last videogame of Tiger Woods from EA Sports: Tiger Woods Gals Tour. In this game you must meet as many waitresses as possible, without your wife reach you and smashing your car, but also you must win the major tournaments of Golf. Can you join this mortal challenge?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Bill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft

bill kaulitzBill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft. Bill Kaulitz, the singer of Tokyo Hotel, is the new Lara Croft. The rockstar will portray on the screen the famous heroin of the videogames and we are sure that he will be at the better of his, actorial capacities. No more chances for the other pretenders.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer

heather grahamThe clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer. It thinks to know everything about every things and it wants to have reason in all the discussions in which it interrupts the dialog, in the the same way like a penis breaks the coitus to avoid debates on pregnancy. Not at all clitorises are precluded to talk about their mental masturbation, but there is a time to tell and a time for the peace to pee in silence. And I'm sure that Heather Graham agrees on this issue.

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft

kristen stewartKristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft. Kristen Stewart will portray the most celebrated grave's predator of the story of videogames, Lara Croft, precisely. Kristen Stewart accepted the role after the painful end of her relation with Robert Pattinson, who has lost no time to find a new girlfriend. Poor Kristen, forced to drown her sufferings in the job.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Cheryl Cole on youporn?

youpornCheryl Cole on youporn? Is it true that Cheryl cole puts herself on the table of pornography, sharing her intimity on the popular site of porn videos? We don't trust these voices and we confide our best hopes in the Cheryl's sense of family. Milhouse can sleep quiet and without scary dreams to find his heroin naked on youporn, while she is having so much fun with a lot of boys.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft

lindsay lohanLindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft. The famous actress, singer and model, known for her legal problems and drugs rehabilitation, will be the New Lara Croft on the set of The Planet of the Mutant Clitorises, a Foreskin Production with a budget of one billion dollar.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Skeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged

skeletorSkeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged. Skeletor and Wonder Woman are in love, they are a wonderful, scrawny couple, and they make a lot of monodimensional sex. Moreover, they will marry very soon and the wedding guest are Miley Cyrus and Obi Wan Kenobi, Zac Efron and Kathryn Janeway, Robert Paris and Kristen Torres, Paris Hilton and Data. And many others.

Dita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft

dita von teeseDita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft. The queen of burlesque will portray the popular heroin of the videogames, the most desired mass of poligons, Lara Croft, precisely. The voices on this new chapter of the Tomb Raider saga were quoted by a very long list of gossip sites and none of the Dita Von Teese staff denied.

Dita Von Teese and Skeletor

dita von teeseDita Von Teese appears in the Universe of The Masters of the Universe and Skeletor is strangely surprised.

Lindsay Lohan sexy on youporn?

lindsay lohan sexy youpornLindsay Lohan sexy on youporn? No, never happened a kind of this. Simply, you are come here searching the keywords "lindsay lohan youporn" or "lindsay lohan sexy" and now you realize that ther is no porn and no sex in every pictures or video where is Lindsay Lohan, a woman that embodies only the sense of ridicolous.

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