Lazy Gossip Girl

Pitt-Spears: the wedding on the Millenium

2011-07-24T01:02:00.000-07:00

The wedding of the Millenium Falcon was celebrated on the command bridge of the mithical shuttle driven by Chewbacca and Han solo. Brad Pitt and Britney Spears do not have spared on wedding favours and so they have invited a vast bouquet of celebrities: Enrique Iglesias and Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan, Robert Pattinson and Pippa Middleton. And many others.

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson

2011-07-14T00:33:00.000-07:00

Johnny Depp and Scarlett Johansson met on a party and sooner as you can imagine they were engaged with the benediction of their respective parents. Johnny says that he wants so much love to Scarlett that he is willing to give up with his career of pirate and Scarlett is not to less. They are projecting their future and Hollywood is not contemplated.

Mini Anden feels observed

2011-07-05T02:31:00.000-07:00

Mini Anden is a beautiful, busty actress and Milhouse can't resists to spy her when she is in skimpy clothes. Will he succeed to not be discovered? Only time, with his dust, can tell us, but we are sure that Milhouse will be ever remembered as the most clumsy peeping tom of the entire story of the cinematography.

Johnny Depp: a brand new wife

2011-06-30T11:18:00.000-07:00

Johnny Depp has finally found a wife worthy to his gorgeousity: Angelina Jolie. The daughter of John Voight, fresh from the divorce to Brad Pitt, has agreed to marry the Caribbean's Pirate for the modest sum of one billion dollars, in accordance to the prenuptial agreement. This is love! And It was clear from the very beginning of their love story: the set of the remake of the War of the Roses.

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan

2011-06-24T23:34:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt and Alexandra Stan are a couple. The performer of Mr. Saxobeat has found the love in a very ridicolous way: she went to the market to buy a bunch of radishes and the same made Brad Pitt. The problem was that there was only one avaible bunch , so they called their respective lawyers to solve the querelle and, when both have admitted they are wrong, after the signature on checks, love is broken out like a bunch of explosive radishes.

Pippa Middleton and Brad Pitt

2011-06-17T23:08:00.000-07:00

Pippa Middleton didn't waste time: when She learned that Brad Pitt was back in the market, She has thrown herself on the prey like an eagle and now nobody can release her claws from the meat of the ex-husband of Angelina Jolie. In the meanwhile, Angelina was able to find a new partner very much younger and performant. It's the war, baby.

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband

2011-06-13T00:01:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie divorce: a brand new husband. Angelina Jolie has divorced from her husband, the gorgeous Brad Pitt, to marry Enrique Iglesias, a singer that must his carreer only to the fact to be the son of Julio, otherwise have been destined to make the worker for life. Angelina, are you sure to have made the right choice?

Jared Leto is the new He-Man

2011-06-12T00:12:00.000-07:00

Jared Leto is the new He-Man. After the role of the killer of John Lennon, a new transformation for the king of transformists, Jared Leto, precisely. Jared is able to interpret any charachter and his capacity to change his body is second only to his vanity, but we are not Batllecat and all the final reviews belong to it. This is the law of the Masters of the Universe.

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan

2011-06-11T23:57:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias tonight with Lindsay Lohan, a film that we should never wanted to see, but that a lot of people will run to buy in the drugstore, where the psicopharmacy based on the placebo effect is the rule. No response, no judgment, but only the addiction to the fantastic world of gossip.

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan

2011-06-11T04:41:00.000-07:00

Marilyn Manson and Alexandra Stan copulate like savage animals and from this joint-venture will born a new type of music, a mixture from the gothic and the dance, for an experience that no human on the earth will ever forget. Stay tuned for further informations.

Enrique Iglesias and Gwen Stefani

2011-06-11T04:19:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias needs not just a girl, but a real, talented, mature woman, like only a star of the gossip like Gwen Stefani can be. Enrique and Gwen go to the altar of Mtv faster than we can imagine and all the spotlights will be firmly on the public event of the Millenium Falcon. Infact, the wedding will be celebrated bay Han Solo specially thawed from carbonite by Miley Cirus herself.

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan

2011-06-09T04:27:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias and Alexandra Stan join together for a new level of musical experience. Enrique and Alexandra met at the wedding of Bill Kaulitx and Wonder Woman, with the special partecipation of Maria Ozawa and Milhouse. Don't be bewildered! This is the magic world of gossip, the open space where all can happen.

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat

2011-06-09T00:55:00.001-07:00

Alexandra Stan finally finds her Mr. Saxobeat. Alexandra Stan is a stunning, beautiful girl, but she cannot find a boyfriend due to the highness of her expectations. But now she is happy, because she met Chewbacca at the Annual Tuning Congress for Space Shuttle, where the Wookie searches only the original spare parts for the maintenance of Millenium Falcon. But the question is: why was Alexandra at that Congress? Maybe she went to buy a new amplifier for her tuned sax.

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese

2011-06-09T00:32:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias and Dita Von Teese will marry very soon. Forgotten the respective love stories with Anna Kurnikova and Marilyn Manson, the two angry birds will fly to the moon of their dreams with a dismissed space shuttle.

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears

2011-06-08T00:10:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears stay together. They are very happy and they program to have some children as soon as possible, with the benediction of the respective discographic companies, the only ones capable to put a veto on their private, sexual life.

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton

2011-06-07T23:47:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias and Pippa Middleton are a couple. They were caught at the Mtv Video Music Awards and they appear so gorgeous that all the others stars are overwhelmed. Enrique Iglesias is very happy to have finally found the right background for his music and Pippa Middleton can touch with a finger the sky of her dreams.

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson

2011-06-07T04:22:00.000-07:00

Enrique Iglesias is engaged with Scarlett Johansson due to the diatribe between the actress and the ex boyfriend of Madonna, the oscar award Sean Penn, who fell in depression and he now thinks to restart his career as singer. But we are sure that Enrique Iglesias and Scarlett Johansson will not be a couple so much long to see the first CD of the Hollywood's star.

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft

2011-06-06T23:31:00.000-07:00

Scarlett Johansson is the new Lara Croft. After a very long and thoughtful decisional process, the producers of the new movie with the female version of Indiana Jones, that will be called "Lara Croft and the surgical upgrade of the Kali's cleavage", finally became convinced that Scarlett is the right choice. But what an effort! Infact, we must remember at the loyal readers who are the others suitors to this role: Bill Kaulitz, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Dita Von Teese.

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend

2011-06-04T04:29:00.000-07:00

Scarlett Johansson has a new boyfriend. After the end of the relationship with Sean Penn, the explosive actress has found the love in the amazing world of Star Wars. Chewbacca has wasted a lot of time to discover a female at his highness and now he is convinced to have finally captured his prey.

Chewbacca says: "I was tired to hearing the female wookies complain for my excessive hair and now, with Scarlett, I can finally being myself."

Pippa Middleton is in the resistance

2011-06-04T00:26:00.000-07:00

Pippa Middleton is a very ambitious girl, but She never will betray the resistance, even if Darth Vader knows the most painful ways to extort informations to the rebels. But we are sure that the plans of Pippa Middleton to marry a milionaire and to live happy are safe and there are no imperial probes able to force the mental grid of the princess with the best ass of the entire saga of Star Whores.

Lady Gaga flirts with Chewbacca

2011-06-03T00:53:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga never can stay without love, so, when Chewbacca met her at the annual randevouz of the Wookies for the Holy Cerimony of the Epilation, he approached to the trasgressive singer without wasting time. Lady Gaga was not surprised by the rampage of the haired alien, but now we are worried about the fate of the friend of Han Solo: will he survive to the sadomaso treatment of Lady Gaga?

Perez Hilton interviews Pippa Middleton

2011-06-02T01:38:00.001-07:00

Perez Hilton has a weakness for the background of celebrities, in particular if they are british. So, He made a blitz to the wedding of Kate Middleton and, in disguise of Prince Harry, He was able to approach the most discussed background of the planet. We are sure that the interview has been smooth like a cat on a boiling roof wetted by a lot of oil, but we also know that the curiosity killed that feline.

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend

2011-06-01T00:01:00.001-07:00

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend. The suspect is Pippa Middleton, one that holds the most discussed background of the universe. Robert Pattinson, after the breakup of the relationship with Kristen Stewart, has been with a lot of girls, but nobody had the charme and the elegance of Pippa Middleton, so we think that is the right chance to buy a swedish station vagon and to make a lot of beautiful children. For the joy of the fans, obviously.

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss Testimonial

2011-05-30T23:31:00.000-07:00

Gwen Stefani cools the Hugo Boss testimonial, the coolest actor-singer of all the bands that are named with a countdown to a planet of the solar system. Gwen Stefani is a delicious girl and she declared on her Twitter that she is in love with a very wellness addicted man, with perfect abdominals and a corroborant tendency to lost weight and to make videos on the false line of great director of the past. The probability that this person is Jared Leto is very low.

Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz

2011-05-29T14:11:00.000-07:00

Jared Leto embraces Bill Kaulitz at the Mtv Europe Music Awards and all the voices on the heterosexuality of the singer of 30 seconds to Mars are finally stopped. We hope so, because we are very upset for the inferences on the sexual orientation of the actor that played the role of the killer of John Lennon in Chapter 27.

Pippa Middleton and Bill Kaulitz are engaged

2011-05-28T01:18:00.000-07:00

Pippa Middleton and Bill Kaulitz are engaged with the benediction of the Queen, the famous rock band that is the first fan of Tokyo Hotel since the 1979, the year of his tour in the country of the rising sun. Pippa Middleton is really very lucky to have a boyfriend like Bill Kaulitz because she can borrow all the rimmels in the infinite collection of the german singer.

Jared Leto is not gay

2011-05-26T00:50:00.000-07:00

Jared Leto is not gay. The denial to the ongoing rumors on the homosexuality of the actor and singer Jared Leto has come from his gay companion, the famous gossip blogger Perez Hilton, a guarantee of reliability and security since the dawn of the great network.

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton

2011-05-25T01:01:00.001-07:00

Jared Leto and Pippa Middleton are at the no returning point for the wedding of the millenium. Jared wants to establish an informal agreement with the regal court, but Pippa thinks that she deserves a better treatment: the appearence in the new video of the 30 seconds to mars. The countdown for the Mtv Asses Awards landing is started.

Pippa Middleton

2011-05-22T02:47:00.001-07:00

The Pippa Middleton's tendency to farting.

Jared Leto Abdominals

2011-05-21T00:41:00.000-07:00

How to get perfect abdominals? Make like Jared Leto: a strictly diet based on beautiful girls, gorgeous videos and invitations to Mtv music awards no buffet served.

Pippa Middleton ass

2011-05-05T04:14:00.000-07:00

Pippa Middleton ass has a world fame to be fabulous, but the butt is not at the bottom of the interest of Harry, so the Prince, like in the best fables of the kingdom, test the back of the sister of his sister-in-law with a soft, regal touch.

Kate Middleton Upskirt

2011-05-03T02:51:00.000-07:00

Kate Middleton's upskirt has gone around the world and it's second in the web researches only after the Philippa's ass. However, many compliments to the parents of these two astonishing princesses.

Ipad on your Playboy

2011-04-26T00:28:00.000-07:00

Or Playboy on Ipad? Whatever you think, don't miss the possibility to browse your favourite, sexy magazine on your Ipad, the tablet that Apple makes you swing over the glossy women of the planet, like an albatros under the sea of infotainment.

One Cumshot, One Kill

2011-01-22T02:07:00.000-08:00

Silvio Berlusconi, italian politician and the smallest tycoon of the planet, is also a famous expert about female beauty. The news on his passion for escorts, whores and bitches traveled all around the world, but people don't find this so unacceptable. Indeed, the party of Berlusconi has yet the 30% of the votes, so that his motto could be: one cumshot, one kill.

Sexy, Mature Emma Watson Look

2011-01-09T00:19:00.000-08:00

Emma Watson is very sexy with this mature look, but we think that the popular actress was better when worn the naive dresses of Hermione. Unless she will put herself to the porn.

Vagina Monologue

2011-01-04T11:33:00.000-08:00

The Vagina Monologue that every man would to hear. A deafening, loud speech made of silence, an absurd, non-sense dialogue without any lips movement, the best text ever wrote for the fanatics of oral sex. The no-vagina woman recites like a diva in an empty, dusty theatre. Do not miss.

Wesley Sneijder and Zahia Dehar just married

2010-07-24T02:54:00.000-07:00

Wesley Sneijder and Zahia Dehar are just married. The most discussed wedding of the 2010 was celebrated in Italy, near the medieval town of Siena, a beautiful frame for a marvelous hope of love, to the face of Ribery and Benzema that are in trouble with the law.

Adrianne Curry and C3PO

2010-07-13T00:45:00.000-07:00

Adrianne Curry is also a fanatic of the Star Wars saga and C3PO appears clearly pleased by this passion.

Adrianne Curry naked on Twitter

2010-07-13T00:37:00.000-07:00

Adrianne Curry, best known as the first winner of the reality television series America's Next Top Model, is a fanatic of Twitter. So, she decides to portray herself while she is taking cooking lessons as you can see in the television screen on the left.

The Jessica Simspon's Enlargement

2010-06-28T01:00:00.000-07:00

The Jessica Simspon's Enlargement. Jessica Simpson, the illegitimate daughter of Homer Simpson, is non longer the beautiful and stunning singer that was. Now, Jessica wears only extralarge dresses and handbags that can hold an entire ox because hunger surprises you when you least expect it.

Perez Hilton and the Miley Cyrus upskirt

2010-06-25T03:05:00.000-07:00

Perez Hilton, the King of blogging and the Kong of gossip, is in trouble for some photos of the Miley Cyrus panties. Infact, she is seventeen years old and for the law Perez Hilton could be accused of spreading child pornography, even if It's clear that Miley is a navigated woman from ages.

Jennifer Lopez, the transformation so far

2010-06-12T07:15:00.001-07:00

Jennifer Lopez, actrice and singer, as well as holder of the most envied and desidered ass, was a child definitely anonimous.

Kelly McGillis is no longer at the top of our smilking gun

2010-05-24T00:11:00.000-07:00

All teenagers remember Kelly McGillis as a beautiful, stunning woman, but the time is merciless, especially with those women that don't dye their hair and don't resort to cosmetic surgery. Kelly McGillis, if you don't want do it for yourself, make it for our, fragile unconscious.

Iron Man and Homer Simpson

2010-05-10T22:41:00.000-07:00

Iron Man and Homer Simpson are good friends ... of Randy's Donuts.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic e Gerard Piquè: the story so far

2010-05-07T23:21:00.000-07:00

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Piquè, football players of Barcelona, are been surprised in intimacy. The swedish one denied, responding like this to a journalist: "Come by my house with your sister and see if I'm gay." The spanish defensor, instead, silenced himself into an ambiguos news blackout.

Zahia Dehar and Tiger Woods

2010-05-02T06:56:00.000-07:00

Zahia Dehar and Tiger Woods are been surprised together at the cerimony of the Golden Globe of Porn. The famous actress, yet concubine of Frank Ribery, could be the newest lover of Tiger Woods, as much famous not only for his indisputable skills on the green, but also for the marvelous numbers of his betrayals.

Bill Kaulitz and Sienna Miller are a couple

2010-04-14T00:08:00.000-07:00

Bill Kaulitz and Sienna Miller are a couple. Denying all the rumors he was gay, Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel has hired a romance with Sienna Miller, tearing her from Jude Law. Will Bill win the challenge with the gossip?

Tiger Woods and Sienna Miller are engaged

2010-04-13T12:57:00.000-07:00

Tiger Woods and Sienna Miller are engaged. Tiger Woods has a new concubine: she is Sienna Miller, famous for his short love story with Jude Law. But I want to be honest: Sienna is famous also for his model career, we must give at Caesar what is of Caesar.

Sienna Miller and Jude Law: the story is at the end

2010-04-13T00:03:00.000-07:00

Sienna Miller and Jude Law: the story is at the end. The love story between Sienna Miller and Jude Law is ended. Infact, Jude has a new boyfriend: Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel. They met in a hotel in the japanese capital and since then they have spent entire days to cuddling each other. Sienna Miller, be realist. They are in love. Find another actor to ensnare.

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl

2010-04-11T23:49:00.000-07:00

Gossip Girl is a toxic girl, maybe. Britney Spears could enter in the cast of Gossip Girl as an alien shapeshifter who can assume any form she wants, except the good mother, serious and balanced, the perfect role for a toxic girl like Britney. Good luck.

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart in saffic love

2010-04-11T05:20:00.000-07:00

What an amazing, saffic couple! Linsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are been discovered at a party while they are definetly closer than we expected. Lindsay and a strange, masculine Kristen were very friendly during all the night and some malicious customers are ready to swear that they have spent the end of the party embraced on a couch, completely drunken. Is it saffic love or simply the misunderstanding of a truly friendship?

Dsquared, the new spring-summer collection

2010-04-02T23:13:00.000-07:00

Dsquared, the new spring-summer collection. A new testimonial was enlisted by Dsquared for the launch of the new collection: he is Marylin Manson, as you can notice in the picture. Dsquared confirm itself as the most disrespectful fashion company in the world landscape.

Perfect Feet for a fetishist

2010-03-21T02:04:00.000-07:00

These feet are perfectly fetish. The heels can be sucked and licked by every fetishist by combining the pleasure of the shoe to the leather of the bare foot. Heel becomes heel and the foot transforms itself in a shoe. Wonderful.

Tiger Woods and his lovers on youporn?

2010-03-13T00:05:00.000-08:00

Tiger Woods and his lovers on youporn? I apologize for this misleading title, but there is no videos of Tiger Woods and his lovers on Youporn. But for your fortune, you can buy the last videogame of Tiger Woods from EA Sports: Tiger Woods Gals Tour. In this game you must meet as many waitresses as possible, without your wife reach you and smashing your car, but also you must win the major tournaments of Golf. Can you join this mortal challenge?

Bill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft

2010-03-09T02:18:00.000-08:00

Bill Kaulitz is the new Lara Croft. Bill Kaulitz, the singer of Tokyo Hotel, is the new Lara Croft. The rockstar will portray on the screen the famous heroin of the videogames and we are sure that he will be at the better of his, actorial capacities. No more chances for the other pretenders.

The clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer

2010-03-06T04:40:00.000-08:00

The clitoris of Heather Graham is very smatterer. It thinks to know everything about every things and it wants to have reason in all the discussions in which it interrupts the dialog, in the the same way like a penis breaks the coitus to avoid debates on pregnancy. Not at all clitorises are precluded to talk about their mental masturbation, but there is a time to tell and a time for the peace to pee in silence. And I'm sure that Heather Graham agrees on this issue.

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft

2010-03-06T00:51:00.000-08:00

Kristen Stewart is the new Lara Croft. Kristen Stewart will portray the most celebrated grave's predator of the story of videogames, Lara Croft, precisely. Kristen Stewart accepted the role after the painful end of her relation with Robert Pattinson, who has lost no time to find a new girlfriend. Poor Kristen, forced to drown her sufferings in the job.

Cheryl Cole on youporn?

2010-03-04T04:17:00.000-08:00

Cheryl Cole on youporn? Is it true that Cheryl cole puts herself on the table of pornography, sharing her intimity on the popular site of porn videos? We don't trust these voices and we confide our best hopes in the Cheryl's sense of family. Milhouse can sleep quiet and without scary dreams to find his heroin naked on youporn, while she is having so much fun with a lot of boys.

Lindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft

2010-03-03T22:56:00.001-08:00

Lindsay Lohan is the New Lara Croft. The famous actress, singer and model, known for her legal problems and drugs rehabilitation, will be the New Lara Croft on the set of The Planet of the Mutant Clitorises, a Foreskin Production with a budget of one billion dollar.

Skeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged

2010-03-02T02:17:00.000-08:00

Skeletor and Wonder Woman are engaged. Skeletor and Wonder Woman are in love, they are a wonderful, scrawny couple, and they make a lot of monodimensional sex. Moreover, they will marry very soon and the wedding guest are Miley Cyrus and Obi Wan Kenobi, Zac Efron and Kathryn Janeway, Robert Paris and Kristen Torres, Paris Hilton and Data. And many others.

Dita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft

2010-03-02T02:06:00.000-08:00

Dita Von Teese is the new Lara Croft. The queen of burlesque will portray the popular heroin of the videogames, the most desired mass of poligons, Lara Croft, precisely. The voices on this new chapter of the Tomb Raider saga were quoted by a very long list of gossip sites and none of the Dita Von Teese staff denied.

Dita Von Teese and Skeletor

2010-03-02T01:50:00.000-08:00

Dita Von Teese appears in the Universe of The Masters of the Universe and Skeletor is strangely surprised.

Lindsay Lohan sexy on youporn?

2010-03-02T00:59:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan sexy on youporn? No, never happened a kind of this. Simply, you are come here searching the keywords "lindsay lohan youporn" or "lindsay lohan sexy" and now you realize that ther is no porn and no sex in every pictures or video where is Lindsay Lohan, a woman that embodies only the sense of ridicolous.

Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn

2010-02-28T23:59:00.000-08:00

Vanessa Perroncel wants to buy youporn. Vanessa Perroncel, become famous for being the mistress of the entire Premier League, now requires internet space to upload her videos. So she thinks to buy the popular site of pornographic video sharing, well-known as youporn. However, to reach the amount of money, she must increase her extramarital relations and she will not have so much time to take care of the aspect and of the graphic layout of youporn that risks to become very disordered.

Gwen Stefani on youporn?

2010-02-28T00:48:00.000-08:00

Gwen Stefani is not on youporn. Yes, I tell to you that arrive here searching "gwen stefani youporn". You were mistaken and now the wrath of Bill Gates will reach you in the forma of a virus better known as Windows Vista or the Windows 7. Are you happy? The youporn's curse is coming. Press "esc" six-hundred sixty-six times to save your hard-disk from the flames of Inferno.

Heather Graham on youporn?

2010-02-26T23:00:00.000-08:00

Heather Graham on youporn? Are you kidding me? Heather Graham is a wonderful, gorgeous girl that has traditional principles and she received a very rigid Catholic Education. So, you are mistaken when searching "heather graham youporn". The Devil inspires bad thoughts and God will punish you with the outburst of your hard-disk.

Paris Hilton never on youporn

2010-02-26T22:43:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton says never on youporn. Paris Hilton, the famous heiress, will not appear on the well-known site of pornographic video sharing. The motivations are that Paris is not interested to make money with the spam of her vagina and we are nobody to doubt of this statement. Resign yourself, no one will see Paris Hilton on youporn, unless some humiliated boyfriend puts an amatorial video of his ex playmate of erotic games.

Angelina Jolie feet

2010-02-25T23:51:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie is wonderful, but she also must submit to the rules of nature and of the personal hygiene, things like brushes her feet after a very long walk on Sunset Boulevard in midsummer and shod leather boots. We understand Milhouse that, even if he is a foot fetishist, was scared by the very strong smell of seasoned cheese.

Dita Von Teese looks almost naked

2010-02-25T23:41:00.000-08:00

Dita Von Teese, the undisputed queen of burlesque, looks almost naked and she left a good impression on Milhouse. The two cartoons characters will marry very fast and the wedding guest are: Miley Cyrus and Mace Windu, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, Zac Efron and Princess Leia, Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga.

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are fetish

2010-02-25T23:18:00.000-08:00

Dita Von Teese and Bill Kaulitz are a wonderful, weird couple. Dita Von Teese has broken her relationship with Marilyn Manson and now she is happy with this teenager that competes with her on maquillage and hairstyle. Amazing. The gossip magazines have new material to spam on the world of feticism and sexual ambiguity.

Vanessa Perroncel marries Milhouse

2010-02-24T23:51:00.000-08:00

After the liaison with John Terry and also with his colleague in the Premier League, Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel will marry Milhouse. The wedding guest are: Bill Kaulitz ad Wonder Woman, Jared Leto and Lady Gaga, Kristen Stewart and Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus. Marriage promises rather eventful, don't you think?

Heather Graham and Milhouse just married

2010-02-23T23:58:00.000-08:00

Heather Graham is definitely a gorgeous girl and so we understand why Milhouse fell in love in a split second. Heather Graham has a astounding cleavage and has yet to be born the heterosexual man who can resist to her. So, they marry very quickly and the wedding guests are Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron, Maria Ozawa and Skeletor, Miley Cyrus and R2D2, Jared Leto and Paris Hilton and much more. The marriage is forever, remember Milhouse.

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

2010-02-23T02:34:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron are in love and they married very soon. A beatiful couple that fullfilled the pages of the gossip journal and that will remain impressed on the retina of all our eyeballs. The wedding guest for the marriage of the century gothic are: Miley Cyrus and Jabba The Hutt, Paris Hilton and William Riker, Lady Gaga and The Jonas Brothers, Kristen Stewart and Gandalf. It will be an unmissable event.

Bill Kaulitz is gay

2010-02-22T00:02:00.000-08:00

Bill Kaulitz is gay and his lover is Robert Pattinson. They will marry as soon as possible in the Church of The Homosexuals in Barcelona, the city where the shame is not a sin. The wedding guests are: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, Gwen Stefani and C3PO, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Paris hilton and Mr. Spock, Miley Cyrus and Jar Jar Binks. And much more. Bill and Robert have requested no gifts but charities.

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen

2010-02-21T01:17:00.001-08:00

Bill Kaulitz and Arwen, why not? One is a boy by ambiguous aspect and the other is a beatiful, gorgeous girl daughter of a rock star. This is an amazing and weird combination of charachters, worthy of the worst bollywood b-movie.

Maria Sharapova in bikini

2010-02-20T04:16:00.000-08:00

Maria Sharapova is a gorgeous tennisplayer and in bikini she is, if possible, even more outrageous. And what about Milhouse? Milhouse immediately fell in love when he seeing the wondeful Maria Sharapova and the nerd has asked her for hand to make a wonderful marriage. The wedding guests are: Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms, Jared Leto and Deanna Troi, Zac Efron and Wonder Woman.

Maria Ozawa and Man-At-Arms

2010-02-20T01:51:00.000-08:00

Maria Ozawa appears in the world of Masters of the universe and she scares Man-At-Arms, but after this image they make peace and love all the night long at the rithm of Lionel Richie. And they get soon to marry. The list of the wedding guests is very long, but we don't cannot mention Zac Efron and Wonder Woman, Miley Cyrus and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Captain Pike, Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Jared Leto.

Jared Leto loves the breast of Deanna Troi

2010-02-18T23:55:00.000-08:00

Jared Leto is heterosexual but Deanna Troi thinks he is more interested at her cards that at her breast or cleavage. However, Jared have serious intentions and he wants to get married with the counsellor as soon as possible. The bouquet of the wedding guests is very thick: Lady Gaga and Milhouse, Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Kristen Stewart and Chewbacca, Paris Hilton and Jean-Luc Picard, Zac Efron and Princess Leia Organa. And much more.

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman

2010-02-18T04:03:00.000-08:00

Zac Efron and Wonder Woman move together on a movie set and they are wonderful, beautiful, marvelous. A hot couple that rejoins the eighties with the two thousands decade. What amazing cerimony! Zac Efron with Wonder Woman is the marriage of the millenium and the wedding guests are Bill Kaulitz and Lady Gaga, Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani, Maria Ozawa and Milhouse, Jared Leto and Liv Tyler, and much more.

Lady Gaga meets Darth Vader

2010-02-16T23:30:00.000-08:00

Lady Gaga doesn't accept to be imitated specially by the men. So, when his spaceship was boarded by the imperial cruiser of Darth Vader she was not happy. By the way, we must remind to you that Dart Vader doesn't have a particular touch with the female gender. His wheezy voice seems to much similar to a maniac that teases beautiful girls at the telephone. Not a good move. Checkmate is near, even if Lady Gaga loves costumes and masks.

Bill Kaulitz and Wonder Woman are a couple

2010-02-16T11:20:00.000-08:00

Bill Kaulitz is a very young man, but the ageless charm of Wonder Woman doesn't go unnoticed even for a kid like him. Her fantastic breast and her beatiful legs can fascinate every man with a minimal part of testosterone in the blood and even if someone can suggest that Bill Kaulitz has a cronical lack of this hormone, we are sure that he is not immune to the beauty of a heroin like Wonder Woman. We don't trust in the envy of people. We trust in Marvel, the God of the large forms.

Wonderwoman and the Milhouse addiction to cleavage

2010-02-15T00:24:00.000-08:00

Wonderwoman, wow! There are no words to express how Wonderwoman has been important in the sexual education of an entire generation of children. Her huge breast had molded the inconscious of the males and now we have a lot of cleavage addicted. And Milhouse doesn't make exception.

Robert Pattinson will be He-Man

2010-02-14T01:01:00.000-08:00

We retire all we wrote about the imminent production of the Masters of the Universe movie. He-Man will be not impersonated by Zac Efron, but by Robert Pattinson that must undergo a restorative cure after the bloodless of Twilight saga. But we are sure that Robert Pattinson will be a great He-Man even if Kristen Stewart is doubtful about his accuracy with the sword.

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story

2010-02-11T23:42:00.000-08:00

Maria Ozawa and Skeletor have a love story, but Skeletor is doubtful. He fears that a hot girl like Maria Ozawa can heat too much the paper of the cartoon with the risk of a mega burning of the all word of the Masters of the universe. Is Skeletor a wise, skulled person or maybe he is simply scared to stay with a pornostar? Perhaps, Maria Ozawa can put in crisis also a bad man like Skeletor that is not so sure about his scrawny penis.

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple

2010-02-11T23:25:00.000-08:00

Bill Kaulitz and Vanessa Hudgens are a marvelous couple that seems straight out from a Marvel's comic, especially for the arms of Bill that are unusually muscular and venous, while Vanessa is as usual wonderful like a Venus. Could be a merit of a photoshop cure, but also of a permanence in a fitness center or simply the incomparable joy to be together and happy, without the typical thoughts of a worker that has just lost his job due to the crisis.

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa

2010-02-10T23:54:00.000-08:00

Zac Efron and Maria Ozawa are engaged and they go at all the parties of the States. Zac Efron is proud to present himself with a pornostar, because nobody can say that he is a stupid, pimpled teenager, despite Maria Ozawa every morning flushes his face with a sulfur soap, the same that she uses on the set to clean her skin by the sketches of the screenplay.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler

2010-02-10T00:46:00.001-08:00

Now it will be hard to deny: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together. After arriving in pairs, surprisingly, the Golden Globe ceremony, the two actors were spotted together in Cabo, Mexico, where the actress is spending a few days to celebrate his 41st birthday. With them there is another couple, one formed by his heart to her Courtney Cox, formerly of Friends, and her husband David Arquette, and another trusted friend Sheryl Crow.

The actor of 300 and the former Mrs. Pitt had been neighbors during and after the ceremony of the Globe and it seems that the party post-delivery, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, have been seen drinking champagne and exchanging effusions in the kitchens of the luxurious hotel. The usual mysterious witnesses had said: "They looked very intimate. The organizers of the show were rather amused by all this talk in his ear." The two had met on the set of the film The former hunter, who will arrive in Italy on 23 April. Now it remains to see what would come of Jen her wonderful villa in Beverly Hills, which has just been restored, making it "an oasis of wellbeing, in the measure of a woman"!

And Milhouse appreciates Jennifer's breast!

Bill Kaulitz is dead, but Maria Ozawa revives him

2010-02-10T00:25:00.000-08:00

After the encounter with the sexy Maria Ozawa, some voices tell that Bill Kaulitz is dead. But we are sure that is non true, because Maria Ozawa can raise the deads and Bill Kaulitz will continue to travel all the Tokyo Hotel of the Nippon Country. However, not so for his hair that don't survive at the alcohlic treatment of a ninja geisha expert in the indian art of making scalp. These are the risks of internationality.

Gwen Stefani and C3PO

2010-02-09T04:52:00.000-08:00

C3PO is scared and the diagnosis is clear: The droid suffers of performance anxiety. But we understand him. A girl like Gwen Stefani is not just a girl: she is an alien that needs a lot of attention like diamonds, luxury cars, dream vacations, royal palaces with infinite bathrooms and swimmingpools. Every man would be scared by this kind of woman, except millionaires, business men, sheikhs, oilmens, sultans, hollywood's stars and all the person with a bank account over ten milions dollars.

Is Robert Pattinson a gay?

2010-02-08T00:29:00.000-08:00

Is Robert Pattinson a gay? According to the image, Jared Leto declared his love to Robert Pattinson and the actor fo Twilight has smile. What it means? Perhaps, that He likes this type of attention by a man? Or simply that Robert Pattinson is a homosexual too? Only Kristen Stewart can light this mystery.

Jared Leto transformation for 1980 murder of John Lennon

2010-02-08T00:04:00.000-08:00

Jared Leto and the wild weight transformation he underwent for his upcoming film Chapter 27 about the 1980 murder of John Lennon.

Maria Ozawa and Milhouse

2010-02-07T01:32:00.000-08:00

What a wonderful couple! Maria Ozawa and Milhouse are a hot couple that outperform all the others. No more gossip wars in the city. Maria Ozawa and Milhouse get the ball and they run straight to the aim of universal love.

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love

2010-02-07T01:03:00.000-08:00

Robert Pattinson and Gwen Stefani are in love, but they don't think that is serious. Love is an illness by which it's possible to heal with a therapy based on success and promiscous sex. So, we are sure that the two lovebirds will succeed to win their battle with the epidemy of the century.

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga

2010-02-06T01:20:00.001-08:00

Jared Leto and Lady Gaga are on the move and they smash all the pumpkins in the playground. Not more chances for the challengers. The game has a new hot couple that will destroy all the hopes to win the great battle of the discography. This is little, but sure.

Jared Leto looks at Maria Ozawa while he's flirting with Paris Hilton

2010-02-05T23:43:00.000-08:00

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together

2010-02-05T01:58:00.000-08:00

Gwen Stefani and Milhouse move on together. Hot stuff for the nerd of The Simpson's saga. Gwen Stefani is a beatiful mom in search of a sensible guy that understand her changes of humor, typical of menopause. Will Milhouse succeed in this great challenge? Only hormonal therapy can tell.

Lady Gaga and Milhouse

2010-02-04T01:10:00.000-08:00

Lady Gaga and Milhouse are not creature of the same world, but we know that after Roger Rabbit this border is labile. It's non rare to encounter this particular combinations of man and woman where one of them is a cartoon, but in the case of Lady Gaga and Milhouse who is the cartoon and who the human?

Gwen Stefani and Skeletor are engaged

2010-02-04T00:54:00.000-08:00

Gwen Stefani has a special affinity for good boys with a naive face like Skeletor. Because Skeletor is a victim of a denigration campaign that lasts from years and years, without break. And now it's time to stop this persecution and to tell all the truth: Skeletor is not bad. It's only that they represent him as such. Therefore all the respect for the Gwen Stefani's choice. We are sure that this couple will infringe the hedge of the century and perhaps the millennium's barrier.

Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel and Miley Cyrus are engaged

2010-02-03T00:46:00.000-08:00

Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel and Miley Cyrus are engaged. Or maybe they are only good friends. But MTV matrimonial agency works at full rythm and a lot of new strange matching are in program. Coming soon we will have also Gwen Stefani and Skeletor, Milhouse and Lady Gaga, Jared Leto and Maria Ozawa. Stay tuned and prepare your vomiting bag.

Lady Gaga and Bill Kaulitz

2010-02-03T00:33:00.000-08:00

What a wonderful couple! Lady Gaga and Bill Kaulitz of Tokyo Hotel are the most hot couple of the entire jet-set. The Lady with the poker face and the boy with the eyeliner on the face, painted nails and hair so strange that the comparison with the dresses of his girlfriend is impossible. I love MTV and his wedding agency!